rEvolutionist wrote:What magazine did you clip that ad from? Seriously. It's a photo of some model in leather pants. What the fuck it has to do with jeebus is anyone's guess.
The thigh is the built in "physical sign" to prove out the identity of the Second Coming of The Lord Jesus Christ, the massive single left thigh. The bible, in both the old testament, and in the new, says that the second coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh. This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.
And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.
And in both places, it says "thigh", singular, not "thighs", as in plural.
Revelation 19:16
"And on his garment
and on his thigh he has a name written, "The King of all Kings" and "The Lord of all Lords"".
Ezekiel 21:12
"Cry out and wail, Son of man; for it is against My people, it is against all the officials of Israel. They are delivered over to the sword with My people,
therefore strike your thigh".
And, as it is written, the name found on that thigh is
The King of all Kings
and
The Lord of all Lords.