]Marijuana in the bible

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by MrFungus420 » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:58 pm

Mark Dreher wrote:
Rum wrote:The main thing about hemp is that it does give you "profound hypoglycemia", or low blood sugar.
Hemp doesn't give you a damn thing except fiber, hurds, seeds and oil. Hemp has virtually no cannabinoids.

Damn you are fucking ignorant.

As far as using marijuana, it seems that it actually helps regulate blood sugar.

And, again, you lied about marijuana being in the Bible.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:07 pm

MrFungus420 wrote:
Mark Dreher wrote:
Rum wrote:The main thing about hemp is that it does give you "profound hypoglycemia", or low blood sugar.
Hemp doesn't give you a damn thing except fiber, hurds, seeds and oil. Hemp has virtually no cannabinoids.

Damn you are fucking ignorant.

As far as using marijuana, it seems that it actually helps regulate blood sugar.

And, again, you lied about marijuana being in the Bible.
Mmmmh, what plant is the source of cannabis /Maryjane/haschish etc then? if it ain't hemp, I'll suck my thumb instead of posting.

and he didn't so much lie as state for a fact what is an unproven theory at best.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:25 pm

Svartalf wrote:
MrFungus420 wrote:
Mark Dreher wrote:
Rum wrote:The main thing about hemp is that it does give you "profound hypoglycemia", or low blood sugar.
Hemp doesn't give you a damn thing except fiber, hurds, seeds and oil. Hemp has virtually no cannabinoids.

Damn you are fucking ignorant.

As far as using marijuana, it seems that it actually helps regulate blood sugar.

And, again, you lied about marijuana being in the Bible.
Mmmmh, what plant is the source of cannabis /Maryjane/haschish etc then? if it ain't hemp, I'll suck my thumb instead of posting.

and he didn't so much lie as state for a fact what is an unproven theory at best.
Hemp is Cannabis sativa, a source of fibre, oil and (relatively small amounts of) THC. Marijuana is Cannabis indica. A separate species in the same genus with far higher levels of THC. The seeds of both species contain virtually no THC and are used as bird-seed, fishing bait and as a source of lamp-oil.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:57 am

MrFungus420 wrote:
Mark Dreher wrote:
Rum wrote:The main thing about hemp is that it does give you "profound hypoglycemia", or low blood sugar.
Hemp doesn't give you a damn thing except fiber, hurds, seeds and oil. Hemp has virtually no cannabinoids.

Damn you are fucking ignorant.

As far as using marijuana, it seems that it actually helps regulate blood sugar.

And, again, you lied about marijuana being in the Bible.





I call marijuana hemp.

Ganja.

Weed, grass.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:00 am

Svartalf wrote:
MrFungus420 wrote:
Mark Dreher wrote:
Rum wrote:The main thing about hemp is that it does give you "profound hypoglycemia", or low blood sugar.
Hemp doesn't give you a damn thing except fiber, hurds, seeds and oil. Hemp has virtually no cannabinoids.

Damn you are fucking ignorant.

As far as using marijuana, it seems that it actually helps regulate blood sugar.

And, again, you lied about marijuana being in the Bible.
Mmmmh, what plant is the source of cannabis /Maryjane/haschish etc then? if it ain't hemp, I'll suck my thumb instead of posting.

and he didn't so much lie as state for a fact what is an unproven theory at best.





It is funny that hash "is a felony" in most places.

The hemp it is made out of, is not.

Extra penalty, for making it into hash.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:46 am

Crops of hemp can be grown that have been selected for very low THC content, for the excellent fibre it produces without any risk of desperate stoners ravaging the crop...
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Svartalf » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:12 am

Actually, keef, as practiced in Morocco and French colonial space came from Cannabis Sativa, that was before Indica was discovered by pot heads, in the 50s.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:12 am

JimC wrote:Crops of hemp can be grown that have been selected for very low THC content, for the excellent fibre it produces without any risk of desperate stoners ravaging the crop...







Yes, I know, technically "hemp" is the male plant.

But it also common slang for marijuana.

At least in the areas of the USA I was raised in.

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Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:14 am

Svartalf wrote:Actually, keef, as practiced in Morocco and French colonial space came from Cannabis Sativa, that was before Indica was discovered by pot heads, in the 50s.







Potheads saved the earth.

I knew it.

Just a matter of time before I had proof.

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Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:30 am

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You love that picture, don't you?
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:29 am

rEvolutionist wrote:You love that picture, don't you?






Well, the Second Coming is identified by his thigh.

It is a big deal.

And of course

The chicks dig it.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:32 am

What magazine did you clip that ad from? Seriously. It's a photo of some model in leather pants. What the fuck it has to do with jeebus is anyone's guess.
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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by Mark Dreher » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:48 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:What magazine did you clip that ad from? Seriously. It's a photo of some model in leather pants. What the fuck it has to do with jeebus is anyone's guess.



The thigh is the built in "physical sign" to prove out the identity of the Second Coming of The Lord Jesus Christ, the massive single left thigh. The bible, in both the old testament, and in the new, says that the second coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh. This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.



And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.

And in both places, it says "thigh", singular, not "thighs", as in plural.


Revelation 19:16

"And on his garment and on his thigh he has a name written, "The King of all Kings" and "The Lord of all Lords"".

Ezekiel 21:12

"Cry out and wail, Son of man; for it is against My people, it is against all the officials of Israel. They are delivered over to the sword with My people, therefore strike your thigh".

And, as it is written, the name found on that thigh is

The King of all Kings

and

The Lord of all Lords.

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Re: ]Marijuana in the bible

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:53 pm

What language will that be written in? Will there be translators available?
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