Not technically very new...

[Precambrian Rabbi]

So, tell us about that big "explosion"?

The big "explosion"? There'll be no exploding on my thread, thank you very much.

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

Mmmm...greeeeeeen.

[En_Route]

Thanks for the welcome all. You don't seem nearly as bad as everyone says you are!

I am technically very new. So far my impression is one of a melange of coruscating wit and heaving bosoms .

A melange of wit and bosoms eh? (I left out the adjectives to avoid having to admit that I don't know what "coruscating" means*) I like the sound of that. Wit and bosoms. Two (three?) things that I've always found myself oddly attracted to.

Missus is on her hen do. Does that mean I'm allowed to get pissed too?









* Wait a second... this is the internet; I know everything!
coruscating
1. To give forth flashes of light; sparkle and glitter: diamonds coruscating in the candlelight.
2. To exhibit sparkling virtuosity: a flutist whose music coruscated throughout the concert hall.

Hen dos. They have become as ritualised now as weddings. Novelty wigs, tee- shirts bearing risque legends, miniature skirts , unabashed flaunting of celllulite( not on your missus, of course), death- defying heels.... The triumph of Blackpool chic.

[Bella Fortuna]

Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?

[Precambrian Rabbi]

Thanks for the welcome all. You don't seem nearly as bad as everyone says you are!

I am technically very new. So far my impression is one of a melange of coruscating wit and heaving bosoms .

A melange of wit and bosoms eh? (I left out the adjectives to avoid having to admit that I don't know what "coruscating" means*) I like the sound of that. Wit and bosoms. Two (three?) things that I've always found myself oddly attracted to.

Missus is on her hen do. Does that mean I'm allowed to get pissed too?









* Wait a second... this is the internet; I know everything!
coruscating
1. To give forth flashes of light; sparkle and glitter: diamonds coruscating in the candlelight.
2. To exhibit sparkling virtuosity: a flutist whose music coruscated throughout the concert hall.

Hen dos. They have become as ritualised now as weddings. Novelty wigs, tee- shirts bearing risque legends, miniature skirts , unabashed flaunting of celllulite( not on your missus, of course), death- defying heels.... The triumph of Blackpool chic.

I'm holding on to my mental construction of my misses being a touch classier than that as she stumbles down the honey elegant streets of Bath but, to be honest, I expect she's lairying it up as good as any be-sashed sun tan hanging out of a pink limousine. God bless her.

[Precambrian Rabbi]

Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?

Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?

Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.

I keep the average way down. :proud:

[Bella Fortuna]

Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?

Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.

Know your Blackadder, m'dear!

[Precambrian Rabbi]

Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?

Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.

Know your Blackadder, m'dear!

I'm such a loser!

(Fortunately, this is not a painfully recent revelation. I've learnt to deal with it and, frankly, life even seems easier since I accepted it.)

[Cormac]

Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?

Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.

Know your Blackadder, m'dear!

I'm such a loser!

(Fortunately, this is not a painfully recent revelation. I've learnt to deal with it and, frankly, life even seems easier since I accepted it.)

Hold on a second!

1. We deserve the right to call ourselves weird to ourselves, and
2. What fucker said that?

[SteveB]

Welcome Precambrian Rabbi. I heard Jesus rode dinosaurs, but never rabbis. I mean rabbis never rode dinosaurs, I'm sure they spent some quality time with Jesus.

[Precambrian Rabbi]

Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?

Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.

Know your Blackadder, m'dear!

I'm such a loser!

(Fortunately, this is not a painfully recent revelation. I've learnt to deal with it and, frankly, life even seems easier since I accepted it.)

Hold on a second!

1. We deserve the right to call ourselves weird to ourselves, and
2. What fucker said that?

Oh, everyone: FtB, A+, Field Archery Chat; Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer Amazon reviews... - all the hip, tapped into the moment forums.

[Cormac]

Hold on a second!

1. We deserve the right to call ourselves weird to ourselves, and
2. What fucker said that?

Oh, everyone: FtB, A+, Field Archery Chat; Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer Amazon reviews... - all the hip, tapped into the moment forums.

Perfumed fucking ponces, the lot of them!

[Precambrian Rabbi]

Welcome Precambrian Rabbi. I heard Jesus rode dinosaurs, but never rabbis. I mean rabbis never rode dinosaurs, I'm sure they spent some quality time with Jesus.

Yes. By technical definition, it could well be argued that Jesus (the incarnation of God on this world) was himself a Rabbi. A Rabbi who had existed from before the very beginning of eternity itself. Before, even, the cambrian explosion that introduced such a relatively sudden diversification of phyla. I imagine that, if Jesus Christ (the incarnation of God in this mortal world, He who should be give the utmost respect and obedience (on pain of smiting)) were to return at the beginning of the end of the days and start posting on random internet forums, he would sign up with a user name to reflect this. I imagine he'd be quite humble too.

[Precambrian Rabbi]

Hold on a second!

1. We deserve the right to call ourselves weird to ourselves, and
2. What fucker said that?

Oh, everyone: FtB, A+, Field Archery Chat; Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer Amazon reviews... - all the hip, tapped into the moment forums.

Perfumed fucking ponces, the lot of them!

Now that's a reference I recognise!... "I don't know what my frie.. acquaintance did to upset you..."