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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Precambrian Rabbi » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:54 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:So, tell us about that big "explosion"? :FIO:
The big "explosion"? There'll be no exploding on my thread, thank you very much.

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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by En_Route » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:07 am

Precambrian Rabbi wrote:Thanks for the welcome all. You don't seem nearly as bad as everyone says you are!
En_Route wrote:I am technically very new. So far my impression is one of a melange of coruscating wit and heaving bosoms .
A melange of wit and bosoms eh? (I left out the adjectives to avoid having to admit that I don't know what "coruscating" means*) I like the sound of that. Wit and bosoms. Two (three?) things that I've always found myself oddly attracted to.

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1. To give forth flashes of light; sparkle and glitter: diamonds coruscating in the candlelight.
2. To exhibit sparkling virtuosity: a flutist whose music coruscated throughout the concert hall.

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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:28 am

Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?
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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Precambrian Rabbi » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:33 am

En_Route wrote:
Precambrian Rabbi wrote:Thanks for the welcome all. You don't seem nearly as bad as everyone says you are!
En_Route wrote:I am technically very new. So far my impression is one of a melange of coruscating wit and heaving bosoms .
A melange of wit and bosoms eh? (I left out the adjectives to avoid having to admit that I don't know what "coruscating" means*) I like the sound of that. Wit and bosoms. Two (three?) things that I've always found myself oddly attracted to.

Missus is on her hen do. Does that mean I'm allowed to get pissed too?









* Wait a second... this is the internet; I know everything!
coruscating
1. To give forth flashes of light; sparkle and glitter: diamonds coruscating in the candlelight.
2. To exhibit sparkling virtuosity: a flutist whose music coruscated throughout the concert hall.

Hen dos. They have become as ritualised now as weddings. Novelty wigs, tee- shirts bearing risque legends, miniature skirts , unabashed flaunting of celllulite( not on your missus, of course), death- defying heels.... The triumph of Blackpool chic.
I'm holding on to my mental construction of my misses being a touch classier than that as she stumbles down the honey elegant streets of Bath but, to be honest, I expect she's lairying it up as good as any be-sashed sun tan hanging out of a pink limousine. God bless her.

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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Precambrian Rabbi » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:35 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?
Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.

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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:36 am

Precambrian Rabbi wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?
Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.
I keep the average way down. :proud:
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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:40 am

Precambrian Rabbi wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?
Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.
Know your Blackadder, m'dear! :mod:
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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Precambrian Rabbi » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:52 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Precambrian Rabbi wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?
Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.
Know your Blackadder, m'dear! :mod:
I'm such a loser!

(Fortunately, this is not a painfully recent revelation. I've learnt to deal with it and, frankly, life even seems easier since I accepted it.)

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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Cormac » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:10 am

Precambrian Rabbi wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Precambrian Rabbi wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?
Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.
Know your Blackadder, m'dear! :mod:
I'm such a loser!

(Fortunately, this is not a painfully recent revelation. I've learnt to deal with it and, frankly, life even seems easier since I accepted it.)

Hold on a second!

1. We deserve the right to call ourselves weird to ourselves, and
2. What fucker said that?
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!


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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by SteveB » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:28 am

Welcome Precambrian Rabbi. I heard Jesus rode dinosaurs, but never rabbis. :ask: I mean rabbis never rode dinosaurs, I'm sure they spent some quality time with Jesus.
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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Precambrian Rabbi » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:29 am

Cormac wrote:
Precambrian Rabbi wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Precambrian Rabbi wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Have we had the damning of duck ponds yet?
Maybe you lot are as weird as everyone says you are.
Know your Blackadder, m'dear! :mod:
I'm such a loser!

(Fortunately, this is not a painfully recent revelation. I've learnt to deal with it and, frankly, life even seems easier since I accepted it.)

Hold on a second!

1. We deserve the right to call ourselves weird to ourselves, and
2. What fucker said that?
Oh, everyone: FtB, A+, Field Archery Chat; Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer Amazon reviews... - all the hip, tapped into the moment forums.

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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Cormac » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:32 am

Precambrian Rabbi wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Hold on a second!

1. We deserve the right to call ourselves weird to ourselves, and
2. What fucker said that?
Oh, everyone: FtB, A+, Field Archery Chat; Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer Amazon reviews... - all the hip, tapped into the moment forums.
Perfumed fucking ponces, the lot of them!
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!


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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Precambrian Rabbi » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:41 am

SteveB wrote:Welcome Precambrian Rabbi. I heard Jesus rode dinosaurs, but never rabbis. :ask: I mean rabbis never rode dinosaurs, I'm sure they spent some quality time with Jesus.
Yes. By technical definition, it could well be argued that Jesus (the incarnation of God on this world) was himself a Rabbi. A Rabbi who had existed from before the very beginning of eternity itself. Before, even, the cambrian explosion that introduced such a relatively sudden diversification of phyla. I imagine that, if Jesus Christ (the incarnation of God in this mortal world, He who should be give the utmost respect and obedience (on pain of smiting)) were to return at the beginning of the end of the days and start posting on random internet forums, he would sign up with a user name to reflect this. I imagine he'd be quite humble too.
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Re: Not technically very new...

Post by Precambrian Rabbi » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:45 am

Cormac wrote:
Precambrian Rabbi wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Hold on a second!

1. We deserve the right to call ourselves weird to ourselves, and
2. What fucker said that?
Oh, everyone: FtB, A+, Field Archery Chat; Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer Amazon reviews... - all the hip, tapped into the moment forums.
Perfumed fucking ponces, the lot of them!
Now that's a reference I recognise!... "I don't know what my frie.. acquaintance did to upset you..."

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