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Thinking Aloud
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English people, in my experience, call them "joiners" too.
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Oh. The world would be very dull if we all had identical experience.Thinking Aloud wrote:English people, in my experience, call them "joiners" too.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
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Sean Hayden
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He used a whip on salesmen.
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"Jesus [Christ]!" makes for a great exclamation of surprise, exasperation, etc.
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Obviously not a Libertarian.Sean Hayden wrote:He used a whip on salesmen.
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
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klr
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Better than that, he ran amok in a temple. Who wouldn't want to do that?Sean Hayden wrote:He used a whip on salesmen.
He also turned water into wine.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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He was right into liquor and hookers. I'd hate to have been the one to pick up the tab for the last supper. No wonder Judas committed suicide.FBM wrote:I hear he saves. That's wise. I wish I'd saved more instead of blowing it all on drugs, liquor and hookers.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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"15% gratuity added to parties over 8".Faithfree wrote:He was right into liquor and hookers. I'd hate to have been the one to pick up the tab for the last supper. No wonder Judas committed suicide.FBM wrote:I hear he saves. That's wise. I wish I'd saved more instead of blowing it all on drugs, liquor and hookers.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:"15% gratuity added to parties over 8".Faithfree wrote:He was right into liquor and hookers. I'd hate to have been the one to pick up the tab for the last supper. No wonder Judas committed suicide.FBM wrote:I hear he saves. That's wise. I wish I'd saved more instead of blowing it all on drugs, liquor and hookers.
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JimC
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Fine, detailed working with wood is known as joinery over here...John_fi_Skye wrote:Oh. The world would be very dull if we all had identical experience.Thinking Aloud wrote:English people, in my experience, call them "joiners" too.
The rest are just bush carpenters...
(which includes me...)
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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No one's mentioned the abs yet.
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Blind groper
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Jesus never carried a gun.
For every human action, there is a rationalisation and a reason. Only sometimes do they coincide.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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But he smote. Oh, how he smoted.Blind groper wrote:Jesus never carried a gun.
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Actually, apart from one temper tantrum against money lenders in the temple, I don't think he did. He was what Seth calls a sheeple.Gawdzilla Sama wrote: But he smote. Oh, how he smoted.
For every human action, there is a rationalisation and a reason. Only sometimes do they coincide.
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One of the greatest con artists of all time. Show some respect, people.
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