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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:00 pm

English people, in my experience, call them "joiners" too.

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Post by John_fi_Skye » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:22 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:English people, in my experience, call them "joiners" too.
Oh. The world would be very dull if we all had identical experience. :coffee:
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:08 pm

He used a whip on salesmen.

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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by klr » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:38 pm

"Jesus [Christ]!" makes for a great exclamation of surprise, exasperation, etc.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:56 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:He used a whip on salesmen.
Obviously not a Libertarian.
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Post by klr » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:58 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:He used a whip on salesmen.
Better than that, he ran amok in a temple. Who wouldn't want to do that?

He also turned water into wine.
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Post by Faithfree » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:04 pm

FBM wrote:I hear he saves. That's wise. I wish I'd saved more instead of blowing it all on drugs, liquor and hookers.

OK, not really.
He was right into liquor and hookers. I'd hate to have been the one to pick up the tab for the last supper. No wonder Judas committed suicide.
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:04 pm

Faithfree wrote:
FBM wrote:I hear he saves. That's wise. I wish I'd saved more instead of blowing it all on drugs, liquor and hookers.

OK, not really.
He was right into liquor and hookers. I'd hate to have been the one to pick up the tab for the last supper. No wonder Judas committed suicide.
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Faithfree » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:09 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Faithfree wrote:
FBM wrote:I hear he saves. That's wise. I wish I'd saved more instead of blowing it all on drugs, liquor and hookers.

OK, not really.
He was right into liquor and hookers. I'd hate to have been the one to pick up the tab for the last supper. No wonder Judas committed suicide.
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:01 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:English people, in my experience, call them "joiners" too.
Oh. The world would be very dull if we all had identical experience. :coffee:
Fine, detailed working with wood is known as joinery over here...

The rest are just bush carpenters...

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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by SteveB » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:05 pm

No one's mentioned the abs yet.
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Blind groper » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:38 pm

Jesus never carried a gun.
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:41 pm

Blind groper wrote:Jesus never carried a gun.
But he smote. Oh, how he smoted.
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Blind groper » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:44 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote: But he smote. Oh, how he smoted.
Actually, apart from one temper tantrum against money lenders in the temple, I don't think he did. He was what Seth calls a sheeple.
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Ian » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:47 pm

One of the greatest con artists of all time. Show some respect, people.

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