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Post by cronus » Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:53 am

Say something good about Jesus here? :coffee:
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Post by JimC » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:57 am

I see from the thread title that you are a fan of the Trinity... :coffee:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:29 am

Scrumple wrote:Say something good about Jesus here? :coffee:
He's dead.
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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:16 am

I think Bible is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:17 am

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Post by FBM » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:52 am

His name is short, easy to remember and easy to combine with curse words.
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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:29 am

He had nice sandals.

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Post by FBM » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:34 am

I hear he saves. That's wise. I wish I'd saved more instead of blowing it all on drugs, liquor and hookers.



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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:40 am

But he does not loan. Bad Jew, way off stereotype. He does not even collect lendings. Gives the shirt off his back. But not the sandals.

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Post by FBM » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:44 am

Well, he did give us a couple of nice holidays and a day off every week.
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Post by klr » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:54 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Scrumple wrote:Say something good about Jesus here? :coffee:
He's dead.
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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:49 pm

FBM wrote:Well, he did give us a couple of nice holidays and a day off every week.
Well, people would take Sun off anyway as a sick day. Sat was a union deal.

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Post by FBM » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:56 pm

Tero wrote:
FBM wrote:Well, he did give us a couple of nice holidays and a day off every week.
Well, people would take Sun off anyway as a sick day. Sat was a union deal.
Jimmy Hoffa may yet rise from the dead, too. I don't think they've found his body yet.
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Re: Jesus Jesus Jesus

Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:57 pm

He watches you all the time, even when you don't want him to. This is good, right? Not at all creepy.

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Post by John_fi_Skye » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:48 pm

If he'd stuck at it, instead of swanning off to found a cult, he might have been a reasonable joiner. (English people, and maybe others, call them "carpenters", but here in Scotland we say "joiners".) Never underestimate potential - even when a person who had potential doesn't fulfil it.
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