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Say something good about Jesus here?
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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I see from the thread title that you are a fan of the Trinity...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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He's dead.Scrumple wrote:Say something good about Jesus here?
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
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I think Bible is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
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His name is short, easy to remember and easy to combine with curse words.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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I hear he saves. That's wise. I wish I'd saved more instead of blowing it all on drugs, liquor and hookers.
OK, not really.
OK, not really.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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But he does not loan. Bad Jew, way off stereotype. He does not even collect lendings. Gives the shirt off his back. But not the sandals.
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Well, he did give us a couple of nice holidays and a day off every week.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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"End of thread ..."Gawdzilla Sama wrote:He's dead.Scrumple wrote:Say something good about Jesus here?
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Well, people would take Sun off anyway as a sick day. Sat was a union deal.FBM wrote:Well, he did give us a couple of nice holidays and a day off every week.
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Jimmy Hoffa may yet rise from the dead, too. I don't think they've found his body yet.Tero wrote:Well, people would take Sun off anyway as a sick day. Sat was a union deal.FBM wrote:Well, he did give us a couple of nice holidays and a day off every week.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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He watches you all the time, even when you don't want him to. This is good, right? Not at all creepy.
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If he'd stuck at it, instead of swanning off to found a cult, he might have been a reasonable joiner. (English people, and maybe others, call them "carpenters", but here in Scotland we say "joiners".) Never underestimate potential - even when a person who had potential doesn't fulfil it.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
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Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
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Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
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