The Hobbit will be Three Films, not Two

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Re: The Hobbit will be Three Films, not Two

Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:41 pm

OOops... I'll stay with the books for that one, I prefer my imagined characters and scenery.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:47 pm

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Făkünamę wrote:Is it worth pirating?

.. I should start a blog called 'Worth Pirating'.
If you want a perfect copy of the book, no. If you want a bit of an acid trip...
I was talking about HHGttG here.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:53 pm

I understand it now. and I'll stay with the book, with or without ergot derivatives.
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Re: The Hobbit will be Three Films, not Two

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:29 am

The first Hobbit film got canned in reviews here, but I'll probably go see it sometime in January. I actually haven't seen a film for over a year...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:56 am

JimC wrote:The first Hobbit film got canned in reviews here, but I'll probably go see it sometime in January. I actually haven't seen a film for over a year...
I've seen loads of good reviews for it. :thinks:
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
JimC wrote:The first Hobbit film got canned in reviews here, but I'll probably go see it sometime in January. I actually haven't seen a film for over a year...
I've seen loads of good reviews for it. :thinks:
It's got a 65% rating over at Rotten Tomatoes. Loads of bad reviews. Which is baffling to me since I thought it was very good. Not that RT is The Bible or anything. And not that my opinion carries a lot of weight. But still. I read the negative reviews and wonder if we've seen the same film.
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JimC wrote:The first Hobbit film got canned in reviews here, but I'll probably go see it sometime in January. I actually haven't seen a film for over a year...
I've seen loads of good reviews for it. :thinks:
It's got a 65% rating over at Rotten Tomatoes. Loads of bad reviews. Which is baffling to me since I thought it was very good. Not that RT is The Bible or anything. And not that my opinion carries a lot of weight. But still. I read the negative reviews and wonder if we've seen the same film.
I could actually give a fuck about the reviews, as usual. It was a lot of fun. Damn near pissed myself not wanting to miss anything. The troll sequence was spot on. :{D
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Re: The Hobbit will be Three Films, not Two

Post by Jason » Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:28 pm

I see. It sounds like I can wait for a half-decent pirate version then.

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Făkünamę wrote:I see. It sounds like I can wait for a half-decent pirate version then.
Save yourself $11.25.
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Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:51 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
JimC wrote:The first Hobbit film got canned in reviews here, but I'll probably go see it sometime in January. I actually haven't seen a film for over a year...
I've seen loads of good reviews for it. :thinks:
It's got a 65% rating over at Rotten Tomatoes. Loads of bad reviews. Which is baffling to me since I thought it was very good. Not that RT is The Bible or anything. And not that my opinion carries a lot of weight. But still. I read the negative reviews and wonder if we've seen the same film.
I could actually give a fuck about the reviews, as usual. It was a lot of fun. Damn near pissed myself not wanting to miss anything. The troll sequence was spot on. :{D
I'm not so concerned that there were bad reviews. I can decide for myself what I think is worthwhile. It's more that I was puzzled by the strange disconnect between what the reviews were saying and the reality I perceive. Many of the reviewer's complaints seemed to me to be the exact opposite of what I witnessed right in front of my own eyes.
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Re: The Hobbit will be Three Films, not Two

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tattuchu wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
JimC wrote:The first Hobbit film got canned in reviews here, but I'll probably go see it sometime in January. I actually haven't seen a film for over a year...
I've seen loads of good reviews for it. :thinks:
It's got a 65% rating over at Rotten Tomatoes. Loads of bad reviews. Which is baffling to me since I thought it was very good. Not that RT is The Bible or anything. And not that my opinion carries a lot of weight. But still. I read the negative reviews and wonder if we've seen the same film.
I could actually give a fuck about the reviews, as usual. It was a lot of fun. Damn near pissed myself not wanting to miss anything. The troll sequence was spot on. :{D
I'm not so concerned that there were bad reviews. I can decide for myself what I think is worthwhile. It's more that I was puzzled by the strange disconnect between what the reviews were saying and the reality I perceive. Many of the reviewer's complaints seemed to me to be the exact opposite of what I witnessed right in front of my own eyes.
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Re: The Hobbit will be Three Films, not Two

Post by Cormac » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:20 am

Randydeluxe wrote:There are about six natural endings in the book:

The defeat of the trolls.
The escape from the goblin lair.
The rescue by eagles.
The escape from the elves' prison.
The defeat of Smaug.
The actual end of the book.

I figure the three films will end with 2, 4, & 6, but you never know with someone who loves the source material as much as Jackson and crew. The ways he/they improved on the LOTR source material were remarkable.

I hope your tongue was firmly in cheek on this one Randy. "Improved" on the LOTR source material?
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Re: The Hobbit will be Three Films, not Two

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I could actually give a fuck about the reviews, as usual. It was a lot of fun. Damn near pissed myself not wanting to miss anything. The troll sequence was spot on. :{D
You mean unlike in the Fellowship otR?
That troll sequence always makes me feel murderous.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:[
I could actually give a fuck about the reviews, as usual. It was a lot of fun. Damn near pissed myself not wanting to miss anything. The troll sequence was spot on. :{D
You mean unlike in the Fellowship otR?
That troll sequence always makes me feel murderous.
Why? They were just stone then. And the Fellowship did encounter them in the book.
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Re: The Hobbit will be Three Films, not Two

Post by Svartalf » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:34 am

Actually, in FotR, the only part of the cave troll you see is the foot, before Frodo stabs it with Sting and it goes away.
and I find that troll particularly ugly, and not in a successful way, plus the fact that in the original, the mithril shirt guarded frodo from an orc's spear thrust, whiule what happened in the film should have resulted in pureed frodo anyway, so I want to kill whoever designed and handled the troll, plus whoever wrote the scene and approved it (plus I want to slap whoever else participated in it with a week dead flounder for not protesting loud enough that such a scene had to be rewritten)
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