Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty

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Re: Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty

Post by von Starnberg » Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:32 am

JimC wrote:It simply must be via being tied to railway tracks somewhere, by someone in black with a permanent sneer, and a moustache that can be twirled...
I believe I may be of some assist. Is it not so?

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Re: Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty

Post by JimC » Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:38 am

von Starnberg wrote:
JimC wrote:It simply must be via being tied to railway tracks somewhere, by someone in black with a permanent sneer, and a moustache that can be twirled...
I believe I may be of some assist. Is it not so?
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Post by mistermack » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:38 am

It's just a pathetic gesture, by a pathetic man.

Fortunately, this would be widely recognised in the islamic world. Most pakistanis know that you would never get a penny of that bounty, if you did do the deed.
They know perfectly well that you can't trust any pakistani government minister to keep his word on parting with money. Especially on a one-off deal that he has no need to repeat.

I could put a million pound bounty on HIS head. It would be no less effective.
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Post by That Alien Guy. » Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:13 pm

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Post by Seth » Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:35 pm

I'll give somebody a quarter for that fuckwit Muslim's balls, and I'm overpaying at that.
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Re: Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty

Post by Pappa » Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:48 pm

Audley Strange wrote:Can't we get a kickstarter on the go to get some serious cash and offer a reward for the death of Railways Minister Ghulam Ahmad Bilour?
Alas, I think it'd break their ToS.

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Re: Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty

Post by Seth » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:41 am

Pappa wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:Can't we get a kickstarter on the go to get some serious cash and offer a reward for the death of Railways Minister Ghulam Ahmad Bilour?
Alas, I think it'd break their ToS.
Not to mention a number of laws in the US and UK, it being illegal to solicit murder in both places.
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Post by Drewish » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:44 am

The sand people sure do frighten easily, but watch out they'll be back, and in larger numbers...
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Re: Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:48 am

Seth wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:Can't we get a kickstarter on the go to get some serious cash and offer a reward for the death of Railways Minister Ghulam Ahmad Bilour?
Alas, I think it'd break their ToS.
Not to mention a number of laws in the US and UK, it being illegal to solicit murder in both places.
The idea was to solicit cash first. It would be foolish to start up a kickstarter for murder I agree. What I meant was get the money together first and then hire people through the greyweb.
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Re: Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty

Post by Seth » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:18 pm

Audley Strange wrote:
Seth wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:Can't we get a kickstarter on the go to get some serious cash and offer a reward for the death of Railways Minister Ghulam Ahmad Bilour?
Alas, I think it'd break their ToS.
Not to mention a number of laws in the US and UK, it being illegal to solicit murder in both places.
The idea was to solicit cash first. It would be foolish to start up a kickstarter for murder I agree. What I meant was get the money together first and then hire people through the greyweb.
If you collect money with the express purpose of hiring a hit-man you can be charged with conspiracy to commit murder.
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