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Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty
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You've got the gig, von Starnburg!von Starnberg wrote:I believe I may be of some assist. Is it not so?JimC wrote:It simply must be via being tied to railway tracks somewhere, by someone in black with a permanent sneer, and a moustache that can be twirled...

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It's just a pathetic gesture, by a pathetic man.
Fortunately, this would be widely recognised in the islamic world. Most pakistanis know that you would never get a penny of that bounty, if you did do the deed.
They know perfectly well that you can't trust any pakistani government minister to keep his word on parting with money. Especially on a one-off deal that he has no need to repeat.
I could put a million pound bounty on HIS head. It would be no less effective.
Fortunately, this would be widely recognised in the islamic world. Most pakistanis know that you would never get a penny of that bounty, if you did do the deed.
They know perfectly well that you can't trust any pakistani government minister to keep his word on parting with money. Especially on a one-off deal that he has no need to repeat.
I could put a million pound bounty on HIS head. It would be no less effective.
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I'll give somebody a quarter for that fuckwit Muslim's balls, and I'm overpaying at that.
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Alas, I think it'd break their ToS.Audley Strange wrote:Can't we get a kickstarter on the go to get some serious cash and offer a reward for the death of Railways Minister Ghulam Ahmad Bilour?
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Not to mention a number of laws in the US and UK, it being illegal to solicit murder in both places.Pappa wrote:Alas, I think it'd break their ToS.Audley Strange wrote:Can't we get a kickstarter on the go to get some serious cash and offer a reward for the death of Railways Minister Ghulam Ahmad Bilour?
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The sand people sure do frighten easily, but watch out they'll be back, and in larger numbers...
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The idea was to solicit cash first. It would be foolish to start up a kickstarter for murder I agree. What I meant was get the money together first and then hire people through the greyweb.Seth wrote:Not to mention a number of laws in the US and UK, it being illegal to solicit murder in both places.Pappa wrote:Alas, I think it'd break their ToS.Audley Strange wrote:Can't we get a kickstarter on the go to get some serious cash and offer a reward for the death of Railways Minister Ghulam Ahmad Bilour?
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If you collect money with the express purpose of hiring a hit-man you can be charged with conspiracy to commit murder.Audley Strange wrote:The idea was to solicit cash first. It would be foolish to start up a kickstarter for murder I agree. What I meant was get the money together first and then hire people through the greyweb.Seth wrote:Not to mention a number of laws in the US and UK, it being illegal to solicit murder in both places.Pappa wrote:Alas, I think it'd break their ToS.Audley Strange wrote:Can't we get a kickstarter on the go to get some serious cash and offer a reward for the death of Railways Minister Ghulam Ahmad Bilour?
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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