I had sex under an altar. During Mass.Santa_Claus wrote:I once did a turd on an Alter.
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with the priest.
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I should say they wouldn't. Having sex with fecal matter is beyond the pale.Santa_Claus wrote:I once did a turd on an Alter.
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Actually, she was what might be called a "risk junky". The more dangerous the place, the better the sex. You simply wouldn't believe me if I told you some of the things we did, but let's say having sex on a motorcycle in I-5, the main highway between LA and San Diego was the equivalent of foreplay for her.Svartalf wrote:with the priest.
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Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.
I am a fan of getting oral while I'm driving a car, but I wouldn't even try to have sex while driving a car.
One fun period of time I had a casual relationship with a woman at work, and she would blow me at lunch while driving.
Another enjoyed activities at the movies, if there weren't people right near us. The first time that happened was funny. We were sitting in the theater watching the movie, and it was cold outside so we had our coats in our laps. At one point she just reached over and started unzipping my zipper. Turned out to be a very good movie, with an explosive ending.
I am a fan of getting oral while I'm driving a car, but I wouldn't even try to have sex while driving a car.
One fun period of time I had a casual relationship with a woman at work, and she would blow me at lunch while driving.
Another enjoyed activities at the movies, if there weren't people right near us. The first time that happened was funny. We were sitting in the theater watching the movie, and it was cold outside so we had our coats in our laps. At one point she just reached over and started unzipping my zipper. Turned out to be a very good movie, with an explosive ending.
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She was buck naked and I had my jacket on. The rest of our clothes were in the saddle bags. The lady was a bit crazy, she managed to kill herself on one escapade, something I was not involved in.Coito ergo sum wrote:Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.
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And, here I thought I was adventurous when I banged my girlfriend on beach in the evening when there were people off in the distance, in the swimming pool at the hotel and on the balcony... I feel like a shy prude.Gawdzilla wrote:She was buck naked and I had my jacket on. The rest of our clothes were in the saddle bags. The lady was a bit crazy, she managed to kill herself on one escapade, something I was not involved in.Coito ergo sum wrote:Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.
I didn't like the beach thing, by the way. It's way fucking overrated. Sand.... and at night there are more bugs than you notice when you're not engaging in coitus.
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She insisted on this when I told her I'd had sex on the roof of a car doing about 70 while the driver was getting a blow-job.Coito ergo sum wrote:And, here I thought I was adventurous when I banged my girlfriend on beach in the evening when there were people off in the distance, in the swimming pool at the hotel and on the balcony... I feel like a shy prude.Gawdzilla wrote:She was buck naked and I had my jacket on. The rest of our clothes were in the saddle bags. The lady was a bit crazy, she managed to kill herself on one escapade, something I was not involved in.Coito ergo sum wrote:Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.
I didn't like the beach thing, by the way. It's way fucking overrated. Sand.... and at night there are more bugs than you notice when you're not engaging in coitus.
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You call that daring sex?
I once raped an under-age deaf-and-dumb girl, and then stamped on her fingers so she couldn't tell her mother.
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That reminds me. I had sex with a girlfriend on the hood of her car in an apartment complex parking lot. Forgot about that one.Gawdzilla wrote:She insisted on this when I told her I'd had sex on the roof of a car doing about 70 while the driver was getting a blow-job.Coito ergo sum wrote:And, here I thought I was adventurous when I banged my girlfriend on beach in the evening when there were people off in the distance, in the swimming pool at the hotel and on the balcony... I feel like a shy prude.Gawdzilla wrote:She was buck naked and I had my jacket on. The rest of our clothes were in the saddle bags. The lady was a bit crazy, she managed to kill herself on one escapade, something I was not involved in.Coito ergo sum wrote:Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.
I didn't like the beach thing, by the way. It's way fucking overrated. Sand.... and at night there are more bugs than you notice when you're not engaging in coitus.
Car was stationary, though. I would not have the nerve to be on the hood of a moving car -- not even 10 miles an hour. Even at that speed, if the driver stops short, you could be killed easily.
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It's far from the most dangerous sex I've ever had.Coito ergo sum wrote:Car was stationary, though. I would not have the nerve to be on the hood of a moving car -- not even 10 miles an hour. Even at that speed, if the driver stops short, you could be killed easily.
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I always thought "Religious freedom" simply meant, the freedom to be religious.
This applies to adults, not children( generally speaking). Children have the 'freedom' to believe what they are told. Not much of an argument here. Imo.
This applies to adults, not children( generally speaking). Children have the 'freedom' to believe what they are told. Not much of an argument here. Imo.
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Children don't enjoy many of the rights that adults do because they are...wait for it...CHILDREN! So what? Big deal. That's life. Get over it.
And parents have a right to raise their children in their religious faith, if any. Too bad, so sad, sucks to be a kid but it's over in only 18 years so suck it up and obey your parents because they know what's best for you...most of the time.
You get your religious freedom when you reach the age of majority and then you get to make free choices about what to believe and how (or if) to worship, just like you get your right to vote and your right to keep and bear arms.
That's just how it is.
And parents have a right to raise their children in their religious faith, if any. Too bad, so sad, sucks to be a kid but it's over in only 18 years so suck it up and obey your parents because they know what's best for you...most of the time.
You get your religious freedom when you reach the age of majority and then you get to make free choices about what to believe and how (or if) to worship, just like you get your right to vote and your right to keep and bear arms.
That's just how it is.
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mistermack wrote:You call that daring sex?
I once raped an under-age deaf-and-dumb girl, and then stamped on her fingers so she couldn't tell her mother.
I bet she was asking for it.
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Speaking of the Eucharist, this is how we roll in 'Merka...Svartalf wrote:C'mon, my 'rents brought me up catholic, but never dragged me to church, and my mother did not really encourage active practice once I had gone through the socially expected first communion.
It's interesting to not that, for years, if not decades, I remained blissfully ignorant of the fact that you are supposed to go through confession, absolution, and possible penitence, before being eligible to partake of the eucharist, and thus partook of it any number of time while undoubtedly in a state of deadly sin.
In ways, my religious freedom was curtailed a lot more when I was under influence from certain of my relatives who did not believe in religious freedom, beside the freedom to be a practicing catholic.
(like, dragged me to church, prevented me from dragging my study of mormon doctrine and prozelityzing tactics as long as as I wanted etc... I was well rid when I cut contact with those)
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