There is no religious freedom anywhere !!

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Re: There is no religious freedom anywhere !!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:03 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:I once did a turd on an Alter.

Apparently Christians have no sense of humour.
I had sex under an altar. During Mass.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:06 pm

with the priest.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:06 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:I once did a turd on an Alter.

Apparently Christians have no sense of humour.
I should say they wouldn't. Having sex with fecal matter is beyond the pale.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:11 pm

Svartalf wrote:with the priest.
Actually, she was what might be called a "risk junky". The more dangerous the place, the better the sex. You simply wouldn't believe me if I told you some of the things we did, but let's say having sex on a motorcycle in I-5, the main highway between LA and San Diego was the equivalent of foreplay for her.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:22 pm

Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.

I am a fan of getting oral while I'm driving a car, but I wouldn't even try to have sex while driving a car.

One fun period of time I had a casual relationship with a woman at work, and she would blow me at lunch while driving.

Another enjoyed activities at the movies, if there weren't people right near us. The first time that happened was funny. We were sitting in the theater watching the movie, and it was cold outside so we had our coats in our laps. At one point she just reached over and started unzipping my zipper. Turned out to be a very good movie, with an explosive ending.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:56 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.
She was buck naked and I had my jacket on. The rest of our clothes were in the saddle bags. The lady was a bit crazy, she managed to kill herself on one escapade, something I was not involved in.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:07 pm

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Coito ergo sum wrote:Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.
She was buck naked and I had my jacket on. The rest of our clothes were in the saddle bags. The lady was a bit crazy, she managed to kill herself on one escapade, something I was not involved in.
And, here I thought I was adventurous when I banged my girlfriend on beach in the evening when there were people off in the distance, in the swimming pool at the hotel and on the balcony... I feel like a shy prude.

I didn't like the beach thing, by the way. It's way fucking overrated. Sand.... and at night there are more bugs than you notice when you're not engaging in coitus.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:26 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
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Coito ergo sum wrote:Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.
She was buck naked and I had my jacket on. The rest of our clothes were in the saddle bags. The lady was a bit crazy, she managed to kill herself on one escapade, something I was not involved in.
And, here I thought I was adventurous when I banged my girlfriend on beach in the evening when there were people off in the distance, in the swimming pool at the hotel and on the balcony... I feel like a shy prude.

I didn't like the beach thing, by the way. It's way fucking overrated. Sand.... and at night there are more bugs than you notice when you're not engaging in coitus.
She insisted on this when I told her I'd had sex on the roof of a car doing about 70 while the driver was getting a blow-job.
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Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:16 pm

You call that daring sex?
I once raped an under-age deaf-and-dumb girl, and then stamped on her fingers so she couldn't tell her mother.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:20 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
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Coito ergo sum wrote:Wow -- sex on the motorcycle? While moving? That's daring.
She was buck naked and I had my jacket on. The rest of our clothes were in the saddle bags. The lady was a bit crazy, she managed to kill herself on one escapade, something I was not involved in.
And, here I thought I was adventurous when I banged my girlfriend on beach in the evening when there were people off in the distance, in the swimming pool at the hotel and on the balcony... I feel like a shy prude.

I didn't like the beach thing, by the way. It's way fucking overrated. Sand.... and at night there are more bugs than you notice when you're not engaging in coitus.
She insisted on this when I told her I'd had sex on the roof of a car doing about 70 while the driver was getting a blow-job.
That reminds me. I had sex with a girlfriend on the hood of her car in an apartment complex parking lot. Forgot about that one.

Car was stationary, though. I would not have the nerve to be on the hood of a moving car -- not even 10 miles an hour. Even at that speed, if the driver stops short, you could be killed easily.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:58 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:Car was stationary, though. I would not have the nerve to be on the hood of a moving car -- not even 10 miles an hour. Even at that speed, if the driver stops short, you could be killed easily.
It's far from the most dangerous sex I've ever had.
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Post by shiner » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:22 am

I always thought "Religious freedom" simply meant, the freedom to be religious.
This applies to adults, not children( generally speaking). Children have the 'freedom' to believe what they are told. Not much of an argument here. Imo.

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Post by Seth » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:48 am

Children don't enjoy many of the rights that adults do because they are...wait for it...CHILDREN! So what? Big deal. That's life. Get over it.

And parents have a right to raise their children in their religious faith, if any. Too bad, so sad, sucks to be a kid but it's over in only 18 years so suck it up and obey your parents because they know what's best for you...most of the time.

You get your religious freedom when you reach the age of majority and then you get to make free choices about what to believe and how (or if) to worship, just like you get your right to vote and your right to keep and bear arms.

That's just how it is.
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Post by Santa_Claus » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:26 am

mistermack wrote:You call that daring sex?
I once raped an under-age deaf-and-dumb girl, and then stamped on her fingers so she couldn't tell her mother.

I bet she was asking for it.

or scratching her ear :hehe:
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Post by Seabass » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:02 pm

Svartalf wrote:C'mon, my 'rents brought me up catholic, but never dragged me to church, and my mother did not really encourage active practice once I had gone through the socially expected first communion.
It's interesting to not that, for years, if not decades, I remained blissfully ignorant of the fact that you are supposed to go through confession, absolution, and possible penitence, before being eligible to partake of the eucharist, and thus partook of it any number of time while undoubtedly in a state of deadly sin.

In ways, my religious freedom was curtailed a lot more when I was under influence from certain of my relatives who did not believe in religious freedom, beside the freedom to be a practicing catholic.
(like, dragged me to church, prevented me from dragging my study of mormon doctrine and prozelityzing tactics as long as as I wanted etc... I was well rid when I cut contact with those)
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