I know lots of people who have been, but same with me - I wasn't and I've never been to one. Just lucky, I guess!HomerJay wrote:I thought people gave this shit up long ago, I wasn't baptised and I've never been to one.
I don't think it's just atheists - most christians moved away from this too, I thought?
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At secondary school (your high school), I remember the mild shock in our class when it became known that one of our classmates had never been baptised, or wasn't baptised until he was 12, or something like that.Bella Fortuna wrote:I know lots of people who have been, but same with me - I wasn't and I've never been to one. Just lucky, I guess!HomerJay wrote:I thought people gave this shit up long ago, I wasn't baptised and I've never been to one.
I don't think it's just atheists - most christians moved away from this too, I thought?
There were also dark rumours of ... Protestants at the school!

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Dunno, back when I had a gf and we thought it would hold, we were planning a church wedding and baptism of possible kids... for the sakke of our respective families, both old fashioned and strait laced.
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Sure weren't we very backward altogether. There was even a moving statues craze in the mid 1980's, not to mention periodic outbreaks of other Marian madness, such as people having direct contact with the BVM herself. It was one way of getting your 15 minutes of fame I suppose.Bella Fortuna wrote:What a different world! The mind boggles.

"For the sake of the families"Svartalf wrote:Dunno, back when I had a gf and we thought it would hold, we were planning a church wedding and baptism of possible kids... for the sakke of our respective families, both old fashioned and strait laced.

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I suspect the custom runs stronger in Catholic countryes... does CoE even practice infant baptism?HomerJay wrote:I thought people gave this shit up long ago, I wasn't baptised and I've never been to one.
I don't think it's just atheists - most christians moved away from this too, I thought?
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I got baptized twice, do I get and extra welcome drink?klr wrote:If you're not baptized, you're not coming in the door.
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The biggest problem with the Baptist ritual for adults is that when they push them underwater, for some damn reason they let them surface again. 

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Sure it does! I got wetted, so did my brothers, so have several of their kids. It is an essential part of CofE practice.Svartalf wrote:I suspect the custom runs stronger in Catholic countryes... does CoE even practice infant baptism?HomerJay wrote:I thought people gave this shit up long ago, I wasn't baptised and I've never been to one.
I don't think it's just atheists - most christians moved away from this too, I thought?
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I'm only guessing, but that sort of thing would probably have made you look like Damien from The Omen for some reason. Anything that wasn't quite standard-issue was viewed with deep suspicion.Svartalf wrote:I got baptized twice, do I get and extra welcome drink?klr wrote:If you're not baptized, you're not coming in the door.

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Actually, no. N°1 happened within hours of my birth, because it was in Church bound Québec and they were terrified that I might die without it, N°2 was some 8 or 10 months later, when the parents took me back to France to show me off to the family with full pomp.
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Same here... I've even got my baptism certificate somewhere. Neither of my parents were religious, nor their parents, but they got me done because "that's what people do, right?".Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Sure it does! I got wetted, so did my brothers, so have several of their kids. It is an essential part of CofE practice.Svartalf wrote:I suspect the custom runs stronger in Catholic countryes... does CoE even practice infant baptism?HomerJay wrote:I thought people gave this shit up long ago, I wasn't baptised and I've never been to one.
I don't think it's just atheists - most christians moved away from this too, I thought?
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Baptists don't do infant baptism but like a good dunking when they do do it (once the child can understand, about 12, I think).Gawdzilla wrote:The biggest problem with the Baptist ritual for adults is that when they push them underwater, for some damn reason they let them surface again.
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Sounds perfectly innocent, but I can imagine the reaction: "You got baptised twice?"Svartalf wrote:Actually, no. N°1 happened within hours of my birth, because it was in Church bound Québec and they were terrified that I might die without it, N°2 was some 8 or 10 months later, when the parents took me back to France to show me off to the family with full pomp.

Cue mutterings behind your back

Thankfully, Ireland isn't like that any more. Now, most people would just have a laugh, assuming they took any notice at all.
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I could make up an excuse like the first priest was drunk and gave me a completely unbearable name, so they got permission from the bishop to do it over again properly...
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