The 7 Basic Needs of a Husband-- the Duggar Study Sheet.

[Ayaan]

[hadespussercats]

The cast-iron skillet is on the 7 Basic needs of a Wife list. Which the men are NOT to study (did you see that disclaimer, at the top of page one? It's like when they show the films in health class. Not that the Duggars get to go to health class...)

[amused]

Meh, this is just part of the new Santorumized! Republican Party platform.

[Gallstones]

It doesn't make any sense.
Either the grammar is appalling or it is so poorly designed it looks like the author has no grasp of English.

[Coito ergo sum]

Well, I found it illuminating.

http://www.southheightsbaptist.com/mp3/ ... usband.pdf

The Seven Basic Needs of a Husband - Revised Edition - the order varies:

1. Pizza
2. Beer
3. Football without interruption, please.
4. A blowjob at half-time.
5. Straight talk - Don't beat around the bush or hint.
6. A home cooked meal.
7. Dirty sex (and maybe throw your hot girlfriend into the mix?)

[hadespussercats]

It doesn't make any sense.
Either the grammar is appalling or it is so poorly designed it looks like the author has no grasp of English.

I think it's a bit of both.

[hadespussercats]

Well, I found it illuminating.

http://www.southheightsbaptist.com/mp3/ ... usband.pdf

The Seven Basic Needs of a Husband - Revised Edition - the order varies:

1. Pizza
2. Beer
3. Football without interruption, please.
4. A blowjob at half-time.
5. Straight talk - Don't beat around the bush or hint.
6. A home cooked meal.
7. Dirty sex (and maybe throw your hot girlfriend into the mix?)

#5-- I've heard a lot of men claim that one. But men have their sensitive topics, just like women do.

[Ian]

Regular sex
Dinner on time
Clean laundry
A tidy house
Well-raised children
Ignore the mistress
Know your place

I'm watching Mona Lisa Smile at the moment...

[hadespussercats]

I'm watching Mona Lisa Smile at the moment...

I'm sorry to hear that, Ian.

Julia Roberts... she didn't know the list of 7. That's why Lyle Lovett had to leave her.

[Ian]

I'm watching Mona Lisa Smile at the moment...

I'm sorry to hear that, Ian.

Julia Roberts... she didn't know the list of 7. That's why Lyle Lovett had to leave her.

I was watching before my wife was even in the room.


Not that I find it a very impressive movie or care much for Julia Roberts, but there's a lot of young hotties in that movie. Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles, Maggie Gyllenhall...


Ah, Maggie Gyllenhall...

[hadespussercats]

"Honey, what would you say the 7 basic needs of a husband are?"

"Needs?"

"Yeah. The 7 basic needs. Of a husband."

"Uhhhhh... Water. What?"

"Hee hee hee! No, go on-- I like where this is going."

"Okay. So-- water... ...
foooood... ... shelter... . . . . sleep...
hmmm...
Love."

"That's really far down on the list, honey!"

"Well. How many is that?"

"Five. You've got two left."

[extended period of thinking.]

"Kitties."

"Aw."

"And-- the sprog."

"That's a nice list, sweetie."

[hadespussercats]

I'm watching Mona Lisa Smile at the moment...

I'm sorry to hear that, Ian.

Julia Roberts... she didn't know the list of 7. That's why Lyle Lovett had to leave her.

I was watching before my wife was even in the room.


Not that I find it a very impressive movie or care much for Julia Roberts, but there's a lot of young hotties in that movie. Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles, Maggie Gyllenhall...


Ah, Maggie Gyllenhall...

I love her in Stranger than Fiction. Cutie-pie!

[Ian]

"Honey, what would you say the 7 basic needs of a husband are?"

"Needs?"

"Yeah. The 7 basic needs. Of a husband."

"Uhhhhh... Water. What?"

"Hee hee hee! No, go on-- I like where this is going."

"Okay. So-- water... ...
foooood... ... shelter... . . . . sleep...
hmmm...
Love."

"That's really far down on the list, honey!"

"Well. How many is that?"

"Five. You've got two left."

[extended period of thinking.]

"Kitties."

"Aw."

"And-- the sprog."

"That's a nice list, sweetie."

What a progressive guy.

[hadespussercats]

"Honey, what would you say the 7 basic needs of a husband are?"

"Needs?"

"Yeah. The 7 basic needs. Of a husband."

"Uhhhhh... Water. What?"

"Hee hee hee! No, go on-- I like where this is going."

"Okay. So-- water... ...
foooood... ... shelter... . . . . sleep...
hmmm...
Love."

"That's really far down on the list, honey!"

"Well. How many is that?"

"Five. You've got two left."

[extended period of thinking.]

"Kitties."

"Aw."

"And-- the sprog."

"That's a nice list, sweetie."

What a progressive guy.

I think he took "needs" pretty literally.

I'll be back-- I need to go get him a glass of water.

[amused]

He forgot to start with 'air'.