
The 7 Basic Needs of a Husband-- the Duggar Study Sheet.
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The cast-iron skillet is on the 7 Basic needs of a Wife list. Which the men are NOT to study (did you see that disclaimer, at the top of page one? It's like when they show the films in health class. Not that the Duggars get to go to health class...)
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Meh, this is just part of the new Santorumized! Republican Party platform.
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Re: The 7 Basic Needs of a Husband-- the Duggar Study Sheet.
It doesn't make any sense.
Either the grammar is appalling or it is so poorly designed it looks like the author has no grasp of English.
Either the grammar is appalling or it is so poorly designed it looks like the author has no grasp of English.
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hadespussercats wrote:Well, I found it illuminating.
http://www.southheightsbaptist.com/mp3/ ... usband.pdf
The Seven Basic Needs of a Husband - Revised Edition - the order varies:
1. Pizza
2. Beer
3. Football without interruption, please.
4. A blowjob at half-time.
5. Straight talk - Don't beat around the bush or hint.
6. A home cooked meal.
7. Dirty sex (and maybe throw your hot girlfriend into the mix?)
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I think it's a bit of both.Gallstones wrote:It doesn't make any sense.
Either the grammar is appalling or it is so poorly designed it looks like the author has no grasp of English.
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#5-- I've heard a lot of men claim that one. But men have their sensitive topics, just like women do.Coito ergo sum wrote:hadespussercats wrote:Well, I found it illuminating.
http://www.southheightsbaptist.com/mp3/ ... usband.pdf
The Seven Basic Needs of a Husband - Revised Edition - the order varies:
1. Pizza
2. Beer
3. Football without interruption, please.
4. A blowjob at half-time.
5. Straight talk - Don't beat around the bush or hint.
6. A home cooked meal.
7. Dirty sex (and maybe throw your hot girlfriend into the mix?)
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Regular sex
Dinner on time
Clean laundry
A tidy house
Well-raised children
Ignore the mistress
Know your place
I'm watching Mona Lisa Smile at the moment...
Dinner on time
Clean laundry
A tidy house
Well-raised children
Ignore the mistress
Know your place
I'm watching Mona Lisa Smile at the moment...

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I'm sorry to hear that, Ian.I'm watching Mona Lisa Smile at the moment...
Julia Roberts... she didn't know the list of 7. That's why Lyle Lovett had to leave her.
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I was watching before my wife was even in the room.hadespussercats wrote:I'm sorry to hear that, Ian.I'm watching Mona Lisa Smile at the moment...
Julia Roberts... she didn't know the list of 7. That's why Lyle Lovett had to leave her.

Not that I find it a very impressive movie or care much for Julia Roberts, but there's a lot of young hotties in that movie. Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles, Maggie Gyllenhall...

Ah, Maggie Gyllenhall...

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"Honey, what would you say the 7 basic needs of a husband are?"
"Needs?"
"Yeah. The 7 basic needs. Of a husband."
"Uhhhhh... Water. What?"
"Hee hee hee! No, go on-- I like where this is going."
"Okay. So-- water... ...
foooood... ... shelter... . . . . sleep...
hmmm...
Love."
"That's really far down on the list, honey!"
"Well. How many is that?"
"Five. You've got two left."
[extended period of thinking.]
"Kitties."
"Aw."
"And-- the sprog."
"That's a nice list, sweetie."
"Needs?"
"Yeah. The 7 basic needs. Of a husband."
"Uhhhhh... Water. What?"
"Hee hee hee! No, go on-- I like where this is going."
"Okay. So-- water... ...
foooood... ... shelter... . . . . sleep...
hmmm...
Love."
"That's really far down on the list, honey!"
"Well. How many is that?"
"Five. You've got two left."
[extended period of thinking.]
"Kitties."
"Aw."
"And-- the sprog."
"That's a nice list, sweetie."
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I love her in Stranger than Fiction. Cutie-pie!Ian wrote:I was watching before my wife was even in the room.hadespussercats wrote:I'm sorry to hear that, Ian.I'm watching Mona Lisa Smile at the moment...
Julia Roberts... she didn't know the list of 7. That's why Lyle Lovett had to leave her.![]()
Not that I find it a very impressive movie or care much for Julia Roberts, but there's a lot of young hotties in that movie. Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles, Maggie Gyllenhall...
![]()
Ah, Maggie Gyllenhall...
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What a progressive guy.hadespussercats wrote:"Honey, what would you say the 7 basic needs of a husband are?"
"Needs?"
"Yeah. The 7 basic needs. Of a husband."
"Uhhhhh... Water. What?"
"Hee hee hee! No, go on-- I like where this is going."
"Okay. So-- water... ...
foooood... ... shelter... . . . . sleep...
hmmm...
Love."
"That's really far down on the list, honey!"
"Well. How many is that?"
"Five. You've got two left."
[extended period of thinking.]
"Kitties."
"Aw."
"And-- the sprog."
"That's a nice list, sweetie."

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Ian wrote:What a progressive guy.hadespussercats wrote:"Honey, what would you say the 7 basic needs of a husband are?"
"Needs?"
"Yeah. The 7 basic needs. Of a husband."
"Uhhhhh... Water. What?"
"Hee hee hee! No, go on-- I like where this is going."
"Okay. So-- water... ...
foooood... ... shelter... . . . . sleep...
hmmm...
Love."
"That's really far down on the list, honey!"
"Well. How many is that?"
"Five. You've got two left."
[extended period of thinking.]
"Kitties."
"Aw."
"And-- the sprog."
"That's a nice list, sweetie."

I'll be back-- I need to go get him a glass of water.
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He forgot to start with 'air'.
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