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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:49 am

Re: New Member. What do I do?
What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:51 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Re: New Member. What do I do?
What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...
It's like having an ecological niche in a living community...

Bit like a tapeworm, I suppose...
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:52 am

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Bella Fortuna wrote:
Re: New Member. What do I do?
What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...
It's like having an ecological niche in a living community...

Bit like a tapeworm, I suppose...
But with bigger biceps and less personality...
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Post by Gonzo » Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:12 pm

Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.


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New Member. What do I do?

Post by Don't Panic » Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:21 pm

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.
And modest, you forgot about modest.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Gonzo » Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:48 pm

sexy body is one of the first things I look for in a mod
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:54 pm

I think Exi has been modded enough already. :what:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:02 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:I think Exi has been modded enough already. :what:
Exi 2.0.... oh wait; that's just his height. :ask:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:04 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I think Exi has been modded enough already. :what:
Exi 2.0mm.... oh wait; that's just his height. :ask:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:48 am

laklak wrote:How can you be a clique infiltrator when there is not, and has never been, a clique?

Just sayin.
The Clique is all around us. No one has had the fortitude to infiltrate them! Alas, I have returned!
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:49 am

Woodbutcher wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.
But you're still too short!
I am 5'6" that is only 3 inches below average height!
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:50 am

JimC wrote:
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JimC wrote:The ancient Exi is returneth...
Jim, still wearing cardigans? :/
Certainly, mate (although not at the moment, since it's summer down under). More importantly, I'm still drinking gin! :cheers:
Good to hear from you, Jim. Unlike others, you actually appreciate and understand me. I always knew you were the brightest person on this forum!
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:50 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Woodbutcher wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.
But you're still too short!
Yep - that's it - you have to come up to Pappa's chin without tiptoeing - sorry mate. :tea:
I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6" :tup:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:51 am

Existentialist1844 wrote: Alas, I have returned!
Truer words were never spoken! :hilarious:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:52 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Re: New Member. What do I do?
What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...
My jokes are freaking awesome. Okay, I do annoy you, but that's only because I have a crush on you! :flowers: :hugs: :date:

I think most of my slammages were rightfully owned!
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