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It's like having an ecological niche in a living community...Bella Fortuna wrote:What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...Re: New Member. What do I do?
Bit like a tapeworm, I suppose...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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But with bigger biceps and less personality...JimC wrote:It's like having an ecological niche in a living community...Bella Fortuna wrote:What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...Re: New Member. What do I do?
Bit like a tapeworm, I suppose...
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Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.
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And modest, you forgot about modest.Existentialist1844 wrote:I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
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sexy body is one of the first things I look for in a mod
Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.
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I think Exi has been modded enough already. 

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Exi 2.0.... oh wait; that's just his height.Gawdzilla wrote:I think Exi has been modded enough already.

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Bella Fortuna wrote:Exi 2.0mm.... oh wait; that's just his height.Gawdzilla wrote:I think Exi has been modded enough already.

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The Clique is all around us. No one has had the fortitude to infiltrate them! Alas, I have returned!laklak wrote:How can you be a clique infiltrator when there is not, and has never been, a clique?
Just sayin.
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I am 5'6" that is only 3 inches below average height!Woodbutcher wrote:But you're still too short!Existentialist1844 wrote:I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
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Good to hear from you, Jim. Unlike others, you actually appreciate and understand me. I always knew you were the brightest person on this forum!JimC wrote:Certainly, mate (although not at the moment, since it's summer down under). More importantly, I'm still drinking gin!Existentialist1844 wrote:Jim, still wearing cardigans? :/JimC wrote:The ancient Exi is returneth...
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I believe I am taller than Pappa! I am 5'6"Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Yep - that's it - you have to come up to Pappa's chin without tiptoeing - sorry mate.Woodbutcher wrote:But you're still too short!Existentialist1844 wrote:I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?

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Truer words were never spoken!Existentialist1844 wrote: Alas, I have returned!

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My jokes are freaking awesome. Okay, I do annoy you, but that's only because I have a crush on you!Bella Fortuna wrote:What do you do? Well, you annoy me, tell lousy jokes, and claim unearned slammage...Re: New Member. What do I do?



I think most of my slammages were rightfully owned!
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