now that we're clear, I'll pay you £10 to shoot pappa.Tigger wrote:NP, DPDon't Panic wrote:Actually, the threat should be addressed;
Tigger, this is a reminder not to threaten to shoot Pappa, unless you are getting paid for it, and fork over 10% to the forum.
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I KEEL YOU!Don't Panic wrote:now that we're clear, I'll pay you £10 to shoot pappa.Tigger wrote:NP, DPDon't Panic wrote:Actually, the threat should be addressed;
Tigger, this is a reminder not to threaten to shoot Pappa, unless you are getting paid for it, and fork over 10% to the forum.

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This is typical as well.Tigger wrote:Did you not see I apologised for any misunderstanding?Schneibster wrote:Tigger threatened me by posting crosshairs on this thread. A multitude of excuses has appeared; my experience of excuses is that they're like assholes, everybody has one and they all stink. Adults apologize when they fuck up, and figure out how to avoid it in the future. Children make excuses.
It wasn't a misunderstanding. That's another excuse. And blaming the victim, for bonus points.
Just apologize and move on. Without all the qualifiers and bullshit. It's not that fucking hard.
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with pappa out of the way, you'll be all mine.rachelbean wrote:I KEEL YOU!Don't Panic wrote:now that we're clear, I'll pay you £10 to shoot pappa.Tigger wrote:NP, DPDon't Panic wrote:Actually, the threat should be addressed;
Tigger, this is a reminder not to threaten to shoot Pappa, unless you are getting paid for it, and fork over 10% to the forum.

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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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something like that, silver may be involved too.Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?
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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Ahem, I'm from the Miniature Welsh Werewolf Protection League...Don't Panic wrote:something like that, silver may be involved too.Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?

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oh shit, it's the mwwpl, which by a strange coincidence is the welsh spelling for smurf.Bella Fortuna wrote:Ahem, I'm from the Miniature Welsh Werewolf Protection League...Don't Panic wrote:something like that, silver may be involved too.Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?
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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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I'm sure I left out a couple of 'l's and a 'y'...Don't Panic wrote:oh shit, it's the mwwpl, which by a strange coincidence is the welsh spelling for smurf.Bella Fortuna wrote:Ahem, I'm from the Miniature Welsh Werewolf Protection League...Don't Panic wrote:something like that, silver may be involved too.Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?

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The evidence says that's incorrect. It's a pretty long list of evidence, too. 48 pages so far.Don't Panic wrote:nope, you is wrong.Schneibster wrote:As usual, there is one set of rules for the "in crowd" and another for everyone else. It's chickenshit.
It's quite straightforward: posting crosshairs on a "welcome" thread is a threat. Don't post crosshairs if you don't want people taking it as a threat.Don't Panic wrote:Along with an in crowd, you get in jokes, might not be the easiest thing for newer members to grasp but the papa smurf thing is indeed our fearless leader, unless you are admitting to being blue and short?
There is even a pic of pappa dressed up as a smurf in one of the pics of us threads.
I would just chide tigger privately if there weren't an issue of application of the rules involved. And I didn't make it an issue of application of the rules; you folks did.
I wouldn't have. I think it was a huge mistake.
What, you think I seriously think that tigger is gonna show up in Monterey with a rifle? C'mon, give it a rest. I'm not a nutjob, no matter how many cool kids think it's cute to pretend. It's insulting of you to think so, as a matter of fact, and if I were trumping stuff up I'd make a personal attack out of that assumption.Don't Panic wrote:Schneib, you seem like a nice guy, but give the paranoia a rest, no one here is out to get you, we're all too lazy for that shit.
I have stated multiple times that I want to be left the fuck alone about all this shit. I state it again: just stop all the chickenshit and leave me the fuck alone. For the tenth or fifteenth time. How many times do I have to say it?Don't Panic wrote:You want to feel singled out and persecuted, fine, but don't be surprised when we stop caring.
When people act one way and talk another, I tend to ignore the talk and focus on the actions.Don't Panic wrote:If you take a step back and just join in you might find that this place isn't the third reich, we leave that to forums with a purpose, we only have a porpoise. And it's usually drunk.
You got a considerably more polite response than this post deserved. You're thinking is foggy to say the least. Do better.
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You've eaten it, haven't you?Tigger wrote:Did you not see I apologised for any misunderstanding? You really are a number aren't you? My cross hairs weren't directed at you, but they were about you.Schneibster wrote:Tigger threatened me by posting crosshairs on this thread. A multitude of excuses has appeared; my experience of excuses is that they're like assholes, everybody has one and they all stink. Adults apologize when they fuck up, and figure out how to avoid it in the future. Children make excuses.
Here's a cross hare.
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Inside the walls after sunset with a crossbow from a range of no less than 50 feet, I think. - How the hell one is supposed to identify a person's nationality from a range of 50 feet is a mystery to me. Maybe you're supposed to identify them close up and them give them a head start or something.Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?

Anyway, I'm pretty sure he'd quite safe here at any time of day these days. At least, as safe as anyone else.

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Make sure and use silver bolts in the crossbow.
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Weresmurf?!?Schneibster wrote:Make sure and use silver bolts in the crossbow.




What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Didja see his picture??!!?


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Always easy to spot a Welshman, he's the one with his cock in a sheep. Capital offence if you shoot the sheep by mistake though.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Inside the walls after sunset with a crossbow from a range of no less than 50 feet, I think. - How the hell one is supposed to identify a person's nationality from a range of 50 feet is a mystery to me. Maybe you're supposed to identify them close up and them give them a head start or something.Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?![]()
Anyway, I'm pretty sure he'd quite safe here at any time of day these days. At least, as safe as anyone else.
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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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