Da Schneib shows up late

Post by **Don't Panic** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:38 pm

Tigger wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:Actually, the threat should be addressed;
Tigger, this is a reminder not to threaten to shoot Pappa, unless you are getting paid for it, and fork over 10% to the forum.
NP, DP

now that we're clear, I'll pay you £10 to shoot pappa.

Post by **rachelbean** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:40 pm

Don't Panic wrote:
Tigger wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:Actually, the threat should be addressed;
Tigger, this is a reminder not to threaten to shoot Pappa, unless you are getting paid for it, and fork over 10% to the forum.
NP, DP
now that we're clear, I'll pay you £10 to shoot pappa.

I KEEL YOU!

Post by **Schneibster** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:40 pm

Tigger wrote:
Schneibster wrote:Tigger threatened me by posting crosshairs on this thread. A multitude of excuses has appeared; my experience of excuses is that they're like assholes, everybody has one and they all stink. Adults apologize when they fuck up, and figure out how to avoid it in the future. Children make excuses.
Did you not see I apologised for any misunderstanding?

This is typical as well.

It wasn't a misunderstanding. That's another excuse. And blaming the victim, for bonus points.

Just apologize and move on. Without all the qualifiers and bullshit. It's not that fucking hard.

Post by **Don't Panic** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:44 pm

rachelbean wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
Tigger wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:Actually, the threat should be addressed;
Tigger, this is a reminder not to threaten to shoot Pappa, unless you are getting paid for it, and fork over 10% to the forum.
NP, DP
now that we're clear, I'll pay you £10 to shoot pappa.
I KEEL YOU!

with pappa out of the way, you'll be all mine.

Post by **Don't Panic** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:45 pm

Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?

something like that, silver may be involved too.

Post by **Bella Fortuna** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:46 pm

Don't Panic wrote:
Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?
something like that, silver may be involved too.

Ahem, I'm from the Miniature Welsh Werewolf Protection League...

Post by **Don't Panic** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:49 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?
something like that, silver may be involved too.
Ahem, I'm from the Miniature Welsh Werewolf Protection League...

oh shit, it's the mwwpl, which by a strange coincidence is the welsh spelling for smurf.

Post by **Bella Fortuna** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:50 pm

Don't Panic wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?
something like that, silver may be involved too.
Ahem, I'm from the Miniature Welsh Werewolf Protection League...
oh shit, it's the mwwpl, which by a strange coincidence is the welsh spelling for smurf.

I'm sure I left out a couple of 'l's and a 'y'...

Post by **Schneibster** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:51 pm

Don't Panic wrote:
Schneibster wrote:As usual, there is one set of rules for the "in crowd" and another for everyone else. It's chickenshit.
nope, you is wrong.

The evidence says that's incorrect. It's a pretty long list of evidence, too. 48 pages so far.

Don't Panic wrote:Along with an in crowd, you get in jokes, might not be the easiest thing for newer members to grasp but the papa smurf thing is indeed our fearless leader, unless you are admitting to being blue and short?

There is even a pic of pappa dressed up as a smurf in one of the pics of us threads.

It's quite straightforward: posting crosshairs on a "welcome" thread is a threat. Don't post crosshairs if you don't want people taking it as a threat.

I would just chide tigger privately if there weren't an issue of application of the rules involved. And I didn't make it an issue of application of the rules; you folks did.

I wouldn't have. I think it was a huge mistake.

Don't Panic wrote:Schneib, you seem like a nice guy, but give the paranoia a rest, no one here is out to get you, we're all too lazy for that shit.

What, you think I seriously think that tigger is gonna show up in Monterey with a rifle? C'mon, give it a rest. I'm not a nutjob, no matter how many cool kids think it's cute to pretend. It's insulting of you to think so, as a matter of fact, and if I were trumping stuff up I'd make a personal attack out of that assumption.

Don't Panic wrote:You want to feel singled out and persecuted, fine, but don't be surprised when we stop caring.

I have stated multiple times that I want to be left the fuck alone about all this shit. I state it again: just stop all the chickenshit and leave me the fuck alone. For the tenth or fifteenth time. How many times do I have to say it?

Don't Panic wrote:If you take a step back and just join in you might find that this place isn't the third reich, we leave that to forums with a purpose, we only have a porpoise. And it's usually drunk.

When people act one way and talk another, I tend to ignore the talk and focus on the actions.

You got a considerably more polite response than this post deserved. You're thinking is foggy to say the least. Do better.

Post by **DaveD** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:53 pm

Tigger wrote:
Schneibster wrote:Tigger threatened me by posting crosshairs on this thread. A multitude of excuses has appeared; my experience of excuses is that they're like assholes, everybody has one and they all stink. Adults apologize when they fuck up, and figure out how to avoid it in the future. Children make excuses.
Did you not see I apologised for any misunderstanding? You really are a number aren't you? My cross hairs weren't directed at you, but they were about you.

Here's a cross hare.

Actually it's a rabbit.

You've eaten it, haven't you?

Post by **JacksSmirkingRevenge** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:09 pm

Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?

Inside the walls after sunset with a crossbow from a range of no less than 50 feet, I think. - How the hell one is supposed to identify a person's nationality from a range of 50 feet is a mystery to me. Maybe you're supposed to identify them close up and them give them a head start or something.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure he'd quite safe here at any time of day these days. At least, as safe as anyone else.

Post by **Schneibster** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:42 pm

Make sure and use silver bolts in the crossbow.

Post by **Robert_S** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:02 pm

Schneibster wrote:Make sure and use silver bolts in the crossbow.

Weresmurf?!?

Post by **Schneibster** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:09 pm

Didja see his picture??!!?

Post by **Don't Panic** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:08 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
Twoflower wrote:Isn't he only allowed to shoot at Pappa from the walls of Chester before sundown or something like that?
Inside the walls after sunset with a crossbow from a range of no less than 50 feet, I think. - How the hell one is supposed to identify a person's nationality from a range of 50 feet is a mystery to me. Maybe you're supposed to identify them close up and them give them a head start or something.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure he'd quite safe here at any time of day these days. At least, as safe as anyone else.

Always easy to spot a Welshman, he's the one with his cock in a sheep. Capital offence if you shoot the sheep by mistake though.

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