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Your Best Conspiracy Theory

Post by rainbow » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:28 pm

Mine is that all conspiracy theories are spread by the Illuminati, so as to obscure their True Agenda.
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory

Post by Seth » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:55 pm

rainbow wrote:Mine is that all conspiracy theories are spread by the Illuminati, so as to obscure their True Agenda.
*Sigh...* Now we're going to have to disappear you...
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Post by JimC » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:23 pm

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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory

Post by Animavore » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:28 pm

Trump supporters are only pretending to be be braindead stupid because they're playing an elaborate joke on him.
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory

Post by DaveDodo007 » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:01 pm

Pizzagate.
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory

Post by Tero » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:07 pm

Bread and Circuses. Even the Trump election. The 1% control everything. Guns necessary to make America possible.

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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:40 am

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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory

Post by Hermit » Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:24 am

Mice!
Mice are merely the protrusion into our dimension of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who, unbeknownst to the human race, are the most intelligent species on the planet Earth. They spent a lot of their time in laboratories running complex experiments on humans. They paid Magrathea for the planet (Earth) and will now collaborate to create a new one due to the interruption of Vogons.

At the outset, they were so fed up with the constant bickering about the meaning of life, which used to interrupt their favorite game, Brockian Ultra Cricket, that they decided to sit down and solve their problems once and for all.

They were the creators of Deep Thought, a stupendous super computer the size of a small city, to tell them the Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything. When seven and a half million years later it was realised they had asked the wrong question and were therefore saddled with the wrong answer in the shape of a poster named forty two who kept writing gibberish ad nauseam, a second computer, of such infinite and subtle complexity that life itself would form part of its operational matrix, was created to work out the Ultimate Question. That computer was known as the Earth.
They were of course furious when the Vogons blew the first one up.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:29 am

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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory

Post by Svartalf » Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:03 am

pErvin wrote:Rainbows.
they are mind control devices spread via chemtrails.
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