Your Best Conspiracy Theory
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Your Best Conspiracy Theory
Mine is that all conspiracy theories are spread by the Illuminati, so as to obscure their True Agenda.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory
*Sigh...* Now we're going to have to disappear you...rainbow wrote:Mine is that all conspiracy theories are spread by the Illuminati, so as to obscure their True Agenda.
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory
Trump supporters are only pretending to be be braindead stupid because they're playing an elaborate joke on him.
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory
Pizzagate.
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory
Bread and Circuses. Even the Trump election. The 1% control everything. Guns necessary to make America possible.
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory
Radio waves rot your teeth and give women a heavy menses.
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory
Mice!
They were of course furious when the Vogons blew the first one up.Mice are merely the protrusion into our dimension of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who, unbeknownst to the human race, are the most intelligent species on the planet Earth. They spent a lot of their time in laboratories running complex experiments on humans. They paid Magrathea for the planet (Earth) and will now collaborate to create a new one due to the interruption of Vogons.
At the outset, they were so fed up with the constant bickering about the meaning of life, which used to interrupt their favorite game, Brockian Ultra Cricket, that they decided to sit down and solve their problems once and for all.
They were the creators of Deep Thought, a stupendous super computer the size of a small city, to tell them the Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything. When seven and a half million years later it was realised they had asked the wrong question and were therefore saddled with the wrong answer in the shape of a poster named forty two who kept writing gibberish ad nauseam, a second computer, of such infinite and subtle complexity that life itself would form part of its operational matrix, was created to work out the Ultimate Question. That computer was known as the Earth.
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Rainbows.
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Re: Your Best Conspiracy Theory
they are mind control devices spread via chemtrails.pErvin wrote:Rainbows.
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