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Released Apex Predator Eating Foreign Livestock

Post by cronus » Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:24 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30241178

Siberian tiger released by Putin 'raids Chinese farms'

A Siberian tiger, released into the wild by Russian President Vladimir Putin, has apparently been killing animals on a Chinese farm.
The animal is thought to have bitten and killed 15 goats in a farm in north-eastern China and left another three missing.

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Post by JimC » Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:18 pm

I suspect Putin has an advisor who frequently says "I have a cunning plan..."
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:20 pm

15 dead and 3 missing! At this rate, within 750,000,000 years, the entire Chinese goat population will be reduced by 1%! What fiendishness!
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Post by JimC » Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:21 pm

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Post by mistermack » Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:39 pm

Funny how quack Chinese medicine always wants bits of endangered species.
Maybe they wouldn't get much money for goat bone remedies. Wankers, all of them.
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Re: Released Apex Predator Eating Foreign Livestock

Post by klr » Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:01 am

Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30241178

Siberian tiger released by Putin 'raids Chinese farms'

A Siberian tiger, released into the wild by Russian President Vladimir Putin, has apparently been killing animals on a Chinese farm.
The animal is thought to have bitten and killed 15 goats in a farm in north-eastern China and left another three missing.

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That makes it sound like Vlad himself released the uber-Moggie, and gave it instructions to raid across the border.
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