http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30241178
Siberian tiger released by Putin 'raids Chinese farms'
A Siberian tiger, released into the wild by Russian President Vladimir Putin, has apparently been killing animals on a Chinese farm.
The animal is thought to have bitten and killed 15 goats in a farm in north-eastern China and left another three missing.
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Released Apex Predator Eating Foreign Livestock
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I suspect Putin has an advisor who frequently says "I have a cunning plan..."
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15 dead and 3 missing! At this rate, within 750,000,000 years, the entire Chinese goat population will be reduced by 1%! What fiendishness!
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Funny how quack Chinese medicine always wants bits of endangered species.
Maybe they wouldn't get much money for goat bone remedies. Wankers, all of them.
Maybe they wouldn't get much money for goat bone remedies. Wankers, all of them.
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That makes it sound like Vlad himself released the uber-Moggie, and gave it instructions to raid across the border.Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30241178
Siberian tiger released by Putin 'raids Chinese farms'
A Siberian tiger, released into the wild by Russian President Vladimir Putin, has apparently been killing animals on a Chinese farm.
The animal is thought to have bitten and killed 15 goats in a farm in north-eastern China and left another three missing.
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