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Patient Zero arrives in the USA
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Patient Zero arrives in the USA
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Buy more guns and ammo, Seth!
And maybe some anti-virals...
And maybe some anti-virals...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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It doesn't say much for his medical skills, if he managed to exchange body fluids with an infected person.
I wouldn't want him treating me.
I wouldn't want him treating me.
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fluids include blood, vomit and diarrhoea. Three things that ebola patients produce a lot of.
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
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He's walking. By American work place rules, he should be back to work in 5 days, if there is no fever.
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So it begins. The days I've long predicted for you all, those remaining here anyway. 
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That's you that is..
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I suppose the conditions in Africa would make it harder to avoid infection. But personally, I'd take the logical precaution of placing myself a good distance away. About five thousand miles away.rEvolutionist wrote:fluids include blood, vomit and diarrhoea. Three things that ebola patients produce a lot of.
I hope he make it though.
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Ordered a couple of packs of 100 surgical face masks with earloops and 3 ply. Price will go up soon. 
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