Patient Zero arrives in the USA

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Patient Zero arrives in the USA

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:59 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:36 am

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Post by JimC » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:46 am

Buy more guns and ammo, Seth!

And maybe some anti-virals...
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Post by mistermack » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:47 am

It doesn't say much for his medical skills, if he managed to exchange body fluids with an infected person.
I wouldn't want him treating me.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:07 pm

fluids include blood, vomit and diarrhoea. Three things that ebola patients produce a lot of.
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Post by Tero » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:08 pm

He's walking. By American work place rules, he should be back to work in 5 days, if there is no fever.

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Post by cronus » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:21 pm

So it begins. The days I've long predicted for you all, those remaining here anyway. :crumple:
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Post by Rum » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:22 pm

That's you that is..

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Post by mistermack » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:39 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:fluids include blood, vomit and diarrhoea. Three things that ebola patients produce a lot of.
I suppose the conditions in Africa would make it harder to avoid infection. But personally, I'd take the logical precaution of placing myself a good distance away. About five thousand miles away.
I hope he make it though.
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Post by cronus » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:47 pm

Ordered a couple of packs of 100 surgical face masks with earloops and 3 ply. Price will go up soon. :read:
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Re: Patient Zero arrives in the USA

Post by cronus » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:54 pm

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