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Simplified view of Atheist and Theists

Post by Tero » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:03 pm

The simple folk, who never much thought about theology and perhaps attended church, will think of atheists as somewhat evil, and Christians as more good. To simplify, we listen to the devil dude more, the Christians listen to the angel dude.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:12 pm

Tero wrote:...the Christians listen to the angel dude.
Um, no they don't.
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Post by Tero » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:20 pm

Well, in public they do. Back in the closet...

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:31 pm

Tero wrote:Well, in public they say they do. Back in the closet...
They don't act at all Christian in public.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:35 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Tero wrote:...the Christians listen to the angel dude.
Um, no they don't.
They listen for the angel dude. Big difference. It's the ones that claim to hear him you need to worry about.
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Post by Tero » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:36 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Tero wrote:Well, in public they say they do. Back in the closet...
They don't act at all Christian in public.
Well, that's a whole nother problem, Jesus was a socialist, Merkins are not. If we are to take the Bible as proof of Jesus that is.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:43 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Tero wrote:...the Christians listen to the angel dude.
Um, no they don't.
They listen for the angel dude. Big difference. It's the ones that claim to hear him you need to worry about.
I really don't think they bother listening even. Religion is only there when they want it to be. The rest of the time it's in the box with their morals.
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Tero wrote:Well, in public they say they do. Back in the closet...
They don't act at all Christian in public.
Well, that's a whole nother problem, Jesus was a socialist, Merkins are not. If we are to take the Bible as proof of Jesus that is.
But if you take the NT, turn it upside down, create a negative image of it, compress that into a zip file and print it out, then you'll see that he was an Republican.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:19 pm

Hitler thought he was a good nazi. :tea:
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Post by Pappa » Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:22 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Hitler thought he was a good nazi. :tea:
He was an excellent Nazi. 10/10 for Naziness.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:25 pm

Pappa wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Hitler thought he was a good nazi. :tea:
He was an excellent Nazi. 10/10 for Naziness.
I meant jeebus. Hitler thought jeebus was a good nazi (in case that got lost in translation.) :biggrin:
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Re: Simplified view of Atheist and Theists

Post by Tero » Sun Jun 30, 2013 6:58 pm

We just need the DNA now to show Jesus was not semitic at all.

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Re: Simplified view of Atheist and Theists

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:00 pm

Tero wrote:We just need the DNA now to show Jesus was not semitic at all.
Ala Sammy Davis, Jr.?
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