Where have all the bees gone?
Does anybody have any knowledge/involvement with this? Yes, I know Steve Vai does it, but I am fascinated.
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They're starting a reintroduction programme of the native black honeybee in the UK. They're hardier than the introduced varieties. I once almost applied for a job as an apprentice beekeeper, but then I saw the wage and realised I couldn't afford to pay the mortgage if I did. Pesky mortgage slavery. 
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I found a free ebook on Lulu which seems helpful. I only want to do it in my spare time. The gardens I am clearing and redoing at home are so spacious that I want to do something like this. I am already planning would be cool too. I want to sell all of this home-made stuff for charity.Pappa wrote:They're starting a reintroduction programme of the native black honeybee in the UK. They're hardier than the introduced varieties. I once almost applied for a job as an apprentice beekeeper, but then I saw the wage and realised I couldn't afford to pay the mortgage if I did. Pesky mortgage slavery.
Rum wrote:Does it occur to you that you have subscribed to the model of maleness you seem to be pushing in order to justify your innately hostile and aggressive nature? I have noticed it often and even wondered if it might be some sort of personality disorder. You should consider this possibility.
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You can get hive plans from here too:Meekychuppet wrote:I found a free ebook on Lulu which seems helpful. I only want to do it in my spare time. The gardens I am clearing and redoing at home are so spacious that I want to do something like this. I am already planning would be cool too. I want to sell all of this home-made stuff for charity.Pappa wrote:They're starting a reintroduction programme of the native black honeybee in the UK. They're hardier than the introduced varieties. I once almost applied for a job as an apprentice beekeeper, but then I saw the wage and realised I couldn't afford to pay the mortgage if I did. Pesky mortgage slavery.
http://www.britishbee.org.uk/bbka_enterprises_sales.php
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Aha! Cool!Pappa wrote:You can get hive plans from here too:Meekychuppet wrote:I found a free ebook on Lulu which seems helpful. I only want to do it in my spare time. The gardens I am clearing and redoing at home are so spacious that I want to do something like this. I am already planning would be cool too. I want to sell all of this home-made stuff for charity.Pappa wrote:They're starting a reintroduction programme of the native black honeybee in the UK. They're hardier than the introduced varieties. I once almost applied for a job as an apprentice beekeeper, but then I saw the wage and realised I couldn't afford to pay the mortgage if I did. Pesky mortgage slavery.
http://www.britishbee.org.uk/bbka_enterprises_sales.php
Well, my cider is going to be 'Whittaker and Nichols' Applejack Special' so I need a name for my honey. Hmm...
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I'm quite excited that you're considering becoming an Apiarist, Meeky! I find it a fascinating hobby and it is certainly something I would consider if I were a landed gentleman. I wish you luck in your beekeeping endeavors. 
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I agree - that's really wonderful and I'm envious!
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Bees are definitely the way forward.
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Oh bee hive yourself.Bella Fortuna wrote:I agree - that's really wonderful and I'm envious!
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Leave it to you to start droning on again...pawiz wrote:Oh bee hive yourself.Bella Fortuna wrote:I agree - that's really wonderful and I'm envious!
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This thread is in the serious sub-forum. You think you're punny? Well, you're not. Continue and I shall take great pleasure in abusing my power (and your bottoms).
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Re: Beekeeping
I have bees in a garden. I want them not. Bee gone I said, but they turned a deaf earwig.
Any ideas on how to get rid of them/ move them/ negotiate with them. I like them, but one sting and they are toast.
Any ideas on how to get rid of them/ move them/ negotiate with them. I like them, but one sting and they are toast.
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Find a local beekeeper and he/she will come and smoke them out and take them away. We had a swarm a few yrs ago and our local Beekeeper came and did just what I said. 
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Our local beekeeper is a hippie. His truck sign says, "I'll make your honey high."Trinity wrote:Find a local beekeeper and he/she will come and smoke them out and take them away. We had a swarm a few yrs ago and our local Beekeeper came and did just what I said.
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