Miracle Prayer

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Miracle Prayer

Post by Tero » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:28 pm

enjoy


link to man of miracles
http://www.smcenter.org/frrookey.htm

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Re: Miracle Prayer

Post by thepill » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:47 pm

Used it. Can hardly wait. I asked for my cock to double in size, the only question that remains is should I go to sleep.
:cheers:
:cheers:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:

or watch the miracle happen before my eyes overnight.

Jesus, wont those chickens be
surprised the morning.
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Re: Miracle Prayer

Post by cowiz » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:53 pm

thepill wrote:Used it. Can hardly wait. I asked for my cock to double in size, the only question that remains is should I go to sleep.
:cheers:
:cheers:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:

or watch the miracle happen before my eyes overnight.

Jesus, wont those chickens be
surprised the morning.
And when he woke in the morning he was surprised to discover a giant chicken in his bed....

Edit: Fuck, I did not read your post all the way down!!!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: Miracle Prayer

Post by tattuchu » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:55 pm

thepill wrote:Used it. Can hardly wait. I asked for my cock to double in size, the only question that remains is should I go to sleep.
:cheers:
:cheers:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:

or watch the miracle happen before my eyes overnight.

Jesus, wont those chickens be
surprised the morning.
Bugger. I just just prayed for your dick to get smaller. It was chocking me. Sorry, mate :dono:
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But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Re: Miracle Prayer

Post by thepill » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:16 pm

pawiz wrote:
thepill wrote:Used it. Can hardly wait. I asked for my cock to double in size, the only question that remains is should I go to sleep.
:cheers:
:cheers:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:
:snooze:

or watch the miracle happen before my eyes overnight.

Jesus, wont those chickens be
surprised the morning.
And when he woke in the morning he was surprised to discover a giant chicken in his bed....

Edit: Fuck, I did not read your post all the way down!!!
:funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:
I larfed so much my cock fell off. Now I'm gonna have to go back and pray another one. Still it cant be smaller than the last one? can it?
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze


ops ops, my heads on fire

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Re: Miracle Prayer

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:14 pm

It works. I prayed that my cock would reach the floor. And my legs fell off.





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Re: Miracle Prayer

Post by JOZeldenrust » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:24 pm

Why does it have to be such a fucking ugly prayer? At least the Our Father has some literary quality.

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Re: Miracle Prayer

Post by Joe Bloe » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:23 pm

If you want to see a good six inches of cock, look at mine twice.
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Re: Miracle Prayer

Post by thepill » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:16 pm

Best to not mention the metric. Mine is near 9
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze


ops ops, my heads on fire

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