Miracle Prayer
Re: Miracle Prayer
Used it. Can hardly wait. I asked for my cock to double in size, the only question that remains is should I go to sleep.
or watch the miracle happen before my eyes overnight.
Jesus, wont those chickens be
surprised the morning.









or watch the miracle happen before my eyes overnight.
Jesus, wont those chickens be
surprised the morning.
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze
ops ops, my heads on fire
ops ops, my heads on fire
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And when he woke in the morning he was surprised to discover a giant chicken in his bed....thepill wrote:Used it. Can hardly wait. I asked for my cock to double in size, the only question that remains is should I go to sleep.
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or watch the miracle happen before my eyes overnight.
Jesus, wont those chickens be
surprised the morning.
Edit: Fuck, I did not read your post all the way down!!!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Bugger. I just just prayed for your dick to get smaller. It was chocking me. Sorry, matethepill wrote:Used it. Can hardly wait. I asked for my cock to double in size, the only question that remains is should I go to sleep.
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or watch the miracle happen before my eyes overnight.
Jesus, wont those chickens be
surprised the morning.

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
Re: Miracle Prayer
pawiz wrote:And when he woke in the morning he was surprised to discover a giant chicken in his bed....thepill wrote:Used it. Can hardly wait. I asked for my cock to double in size, the only question that remains is should I go to sleep.
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or watch the miracle happen before my eyes overnight.
Jesus, wont those chickens be
surprised the morning.
Edit: Fuck, I did not read your post all the way down!!!






I larfed so much my cock fell off. Now I'm gonna have to go back and pray another one. Still it cant be smaller than the last one? can it?
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze
ops ops, my heads on fire
ops ops, my heads on fire
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It works. I prayed that my cock would reach the floor. And my legs fell off.
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Why does it have to be such a fucking ugly prayer? At least the Our Father has some literary quality.
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If you want to see a good six inches of cock, look at mine twice.
Believe nothing you hear and only half what you see.
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Best to not mention the metric. Mine is near 9
Ha Ha Ha said the Pirate , I'll just take this here bible and your copy of the koran and hide em in my chest in the maze
ops ops, my heads on fire
ops ops, my heads on fire
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