Guns don't kill people...

[Animavore]

[The Dawktor]

I hope that somehow- through the acrid clouds of gunsmoke and the screams, some wag had the wit to say "Oops, Butter-fingers!"

[Pappa]

I'm amazed nobody has posted this:

[Gawdzilla Sama]

They ought to sell special blank rounds for such occasions. They could charge more for them if they marketed them as wedding bullets.

Anyway, the best man usually trys to persuade the bridesmaids that he only shoots blanks...

As demonstrated on July 10th.

[FBM]

Ooh- how embarrassing!

Dear me. The poor man must feel humiliated. I'm sure he'll avoid social functions for a while after this gaffe. Would it be rude to send him a copy of this book?

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[Clinton Huxley]

You see, in the West, we had the Reformation and the Enlightenment, which led directly to confetti, by which people are only infrequently killed.

[The Dawktor]

You see, in the West, we had the Reformation and the Enlightenment, which led directly to confetti, by which people are only infrequently killed.

Death by paper cut?

[Pappa]

You see, in the West, we had the Reformation and the Enlightenment, which led directly to confetti, by which people are only infrequently killed.

Death by paper cut?

No, it's when it gets all wet and soggy underfoot. People can slip and bang their heads.

[Clinton Huxley]

You see, in the West, we had the Reformation and the Enlightenment, which led directly to confetti, by which people are only infrequently killed.

Death by paper cut?

No, it's when it gets all wet and soggy underfoot. People can slip and bang their heads.

You could breath in a piece of confetti and choke on it, I suppose. We need to do tests.

[Feck]

Firing into the air isn't that safe in the first place ..losing control of a gun and shooting you wedding guests is just funny as fuck ... hope they filmed it for youtube it might cheer me up .

[Svartalf]

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe I said, "Idiots who don't bother to learn how to use a gun properly and safely get what they deserve." I did not say that the victims got what they deserved. I was merely commenting on the fact that people died as a result of someone else's stupidity.

Anna, MM is a specialist at "own agenda".

Well, why doesn't he go about resurrecting people in the name of Jeoshuah bar Youssef?

[Svartalf]

They ought to sell special blank rounds for such occasions. They could charge more for them if they marketed them as wedding bullets.

Good idea, too bad nobody thinks of buyiung blank ammo... not like Turkish civilians really need real 7.62x39R ammo anyway...

[anna09]

You gave no evidence that this guy didn't bother to learn how to use a gun properly and safely. You just assumed it. Learning something and sticking to it are two different things.

I didn't assume anything at all. Randomly firing a gun into the sky is NOT safe and definately NOT the proper way to shoot a gun. You don't need to be a sniper to figure that out.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You gave no evidence that this guy didn't bother to learn how to use a gun properly and safely. You just assumed it. Learning something and sticking to it are two different things.

I didn't assume anything at all. Randomly firing a gun into the sky is NOT safe and definately NOT the proper way to shoot a gun. You don't need to be a sniper to figure that out.

Some time around 1503 some schmuck with an arquebus must have tried the experiment. I hope he was lucky and the returning bullet missed him.