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Impressive non-sequitur, even for you.
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I think Donald Trump will do it.
I don't see his other options. It's shit if you do, and shit if you don't.
Fucking Chinese must be mental too, to let this go on. Does nobody ever work out what happens next?
As I see it, there are only two things that will happen, if nobody invades North Korea.
1) The loonies come to their senses, Kim Jong Un gives it all up and merges with the South.
2) He gets his bomb and blackmails everybody with it, and eventually he bombs America, or North Korea.
Number 1 has a one percent chance. Number 2 is 99 percent.
So, Trump has to invade. It's written.
(I wonder what odds the bookies are giving?)
I don't see his other options. It's shit if you do, and shit if you don't.
Fucking Chinese must be mental too, to let this go on. Does nobody ever work out what happens next?
As I see it, there are only two things that will happen, if nobody invades North Korea.
1) The loonies come to their senses, Kim Jong Un gives it all up and merges with the South.
2) He gets his bomb and blackmails everybody with it, and eventually he bombs America, or North Korea.
Number 1 has a one percent chance. Number 2 is 99 percent.
So, Trump has to invade. It's written.
(I wonder what odds the bookies are giving?)
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Great rationalisation there. Do you really think a loony will be allowed to invade? Based on what evidence? Just suppose that China calls for an East Asian peace conference. North Korea says it wants to talk as Japan. Only the orange lunatic is turning up the rhetoric.
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We've had all that shit for the last 20 years. What on earth makes you think that anything new will happen? Don't you get the news where you live?Scot Dutchy wrote:Great rationalisation there. Do you really think a loony will be allowed to invade? Based on what evidence? Just suppose that China calls for an East Asian peace conference. North Korea says it wants to talk as Japan. Only the orange lunatic is turning up the rhetoric.
He's just tested a bigger and better rocket. What for, I wonder ?

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It's pretty much time to bomb the cunts. Can't wait much longer.
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He has very small penis.mistermack wrote:He's just tested a bigger and better rocket. What for, I wonder ?
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Poutine says to find a peaceful solution, and stop intimidating Kim Jong Un. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3564950/v ... imidation/
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Putin will stir the shit any chance he gets. That's in return for sanctions.
Can't say I blame him.
Can't say I blame him.
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Odd, though. He was Trump's buddy, and pulls the strings on the puppet he managed to get elected... why would he act like that? All he needs to do is give Trumpovich his marching orders, and Trumpovich will goose step like a good little Pinocchio.
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And, they're testing a missile that could reach Chicago.... or even New York.... https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/as ... 168ae11cb9


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The office furniture is fucking hilarious. Do they do that on purpose? They're trolling us aren't they?
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Bomb the cunts!
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But spare the monitor. Its screen is probably made in South Korea.JimC wrote:And their office furniture!
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Does this motherfucker have a death wish?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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