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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by pErvinalia » Sat May 06, 2017 8:14 am

Impressive non-sequitur, even for you.
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by mistermack » Mon May 15, 2017 10:59 am

I think Donald Trump will do it.

I don't see his other options. It's shit if you do, and shit if you don't.
Fucking Chinese must be mental too, to let this go on. Does nobody ever work out what happens next?

As I see it, there are only two things that will happen, if nobody invades North Korea.

1) The loonies come to their senses, Kim Jong Un gives it all up and merges with the South.
2) He gets his bomb and blackmails everybody with it, and eventually he bombs America, or North Korea.

Number 1 has a one percent chance. Number 2 is 99 percent.

So, Trump has to invade. It's written.

(I wonder what odds the bookies are giving?)
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon May 15, 2017 11:07 am

Great rationalisation there. Do you really think a loony will be allowed to invade? Based on what evidence? Just suppose that China calls for an East Asian peace conference. North Korea says it wants to talk as Japan. Only the orange lunatic is turning up the rhetoric.
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Post by mistermack » Mon May 15, 2017 11:25 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:Great rationalisation there. Do you really think a loony will be allowed to invade? Based on what evidence? Just suppose that China calls for an East Asian peace conference. North Korea says it wants to talk as Japan. Only the orange lunatic is turning up the rhetoric.
We've had all that shit for the last 20 years. What on earth makes you think that anything new will happen? Don't you get the news where you live?
He's just tested a bigger and better rocket. What for, I wonder ? :ab:
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 15, 2017 12:20 pm

It's pretty much time to bomb the cunts. Can't wait much longer.
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by rainbow » Mon May 15, 2017 1:39 pm

mistermack wrote:He's just tested a bigger and better rocket. What for, I wonder ?
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by Forty Two » Mon May 15, 2017 2:03 pm

Poutine says to find a peaceful solution, and stop intimidating Kim Jong Un. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3564950/v ... imidation/
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by mistermack » Mon May 15, 2017 4:40 pm

Putin will stir the shit any chance he gets. That's in return for sanctions.

Can't say I blame him.
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by Forty Two » Mon May 15, 2017 4:56 pm

Odd, though. He was Trump's buddy, and pulls the strings on the puppet he managed to get elected... why would he act like that? All he needs to do is give Trumpovich his marching orders, and Trumpovich will goose step like a good little Pinocchio.
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by Forty Two » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:39 pm

And, they're testing a missile that could reach Chicago.... or even New York.... https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/as ... 168ae11cb9

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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:46 pm

The office furniture is fucking hilarious. Do they do that on purpose? They're trolling us aren't they?

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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jul 29, 2017 1:35 am

Bomb the cunts!
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:24 am

And their office furniture! :lay:
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by Hermit » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:04 am

JimC wrote:And their office furniture! :lay:
But spare the monitor. Its screen is probably made in South Korea.
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Re: Invade North Korea

Post by laklak » Sat Jul 29, 2017 1:32 pm

Does this motherfucker have a death wish?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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