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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:33 pm
Gawdzilla » wrote:

The Ratzian Front Crack Suicide Squad.
Nobody can stand against the Ratzian Front Crack Suicide Squad! Although quite how their tactics of spending thousands on crack cocaine and smoking that shit till they die succeeds, I am not quite sure...

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by tattuchu » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:51 pm
It's...The Bishop!

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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by Schneibster » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:54 pm
Ronja » wrote:Schneibster » wrote:JimC » wrote:Oh noes, attacked by Anglican clergy!
Like being savaged by toothless, arthritic sheep...
We need reputation on here. You owe me one keyboard after I hurked coffee all over it.
We have a smiley for that:

Nice.
Ronja » wrote:Reading RatZ transfers all responsibility for any direct, tangential or implied damages to the reader, AFAIK. No warranty here - neither expressed nor implied.
No, not RatZ; JimC. Don't borrow trouble.
Ronja » wrote:Reading RatZ while having anything at all in your mouth is - well - shall we say
not very smart.
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I noticed. My kinda place. I need at least one good belly laugh a day; it's part of my diet plan. Kinda like Atkins, eat much protein and avoid carbs.
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by Schneibster » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:58 pm
Nawww. They
got him, or anyway they think so.
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by Ronja » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:09 pm
Schneibster » wrote:Ronja » wrote:Schneibster » wrote:JimC » wrote:Oh noes, attacked by Anglican clergy!
Like being savaged by toothless, arthritic sheep...
We need reputation on here. You owe me one keyboard after I hurked coffee all over it.
We have a smiley for that:

Nice.
And necessary - often much more realistic than e.g.
Ronja » wrote:Reading RatZ transfers all responsibility for any direct, tangential or implied damages to the reader, AFAIK. No warranty here - neither expressed nor implied.
No, not RatZ; JimC. Don't borrow trouble.
If I did not both borrow and lend trouble here, how would I generate any interest?

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by Schneibster » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:13 pm
Ronja » wrote: Ronja » wrote:Reading RatZ transfers all responsibility for any direct, tangential or implied damages to the reader, AFAIK. No warranty here - neither expressed nor implied.
No, not RatZ; JimC. Don't borrow trouble.
If I did not both borrow and lend trouble here, how would I generate any interest?

Interest? Hey, I thought this was a non-profit site...
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Gawdzilla Sama
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:15 pm
No, it's a non-prophet forum.
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
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by Schneibster » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:23 pm
I suppose I can't groan too loud after a couple of the punbombs I've dropped today.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:27 pm
Schneibster » wrote:I suppose I can't groan too loud after a couple of the punbombs I've dropped today.
Don't Panic is the go-to guy for puns, he loves 'em.

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by Ronja » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:31 pm
It is an initiation right of each new member to be properly punnished upon arrival.
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by Schneibster » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:47 pm
I've been experienced.
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by drl2 » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:11 pm
Without the glasses he'd look like a villain about to be defeated by Flash Gordon.
Who needs a signature anyway?
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:16 pm
The four inch eyebrows still crack me up.
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by Geoff » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:42 pm
Gawdzilla » wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Schneibster » wrote:I suppose I can't groan too loud after a couple of the punbombs I've dropped today.
Don't Panic is the go-to guy for puns, he loves 'em.

True, dat.

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