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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by wittywoman » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:04 am

Geoff wrote:Hiya! Hope you brought cheese and/or beer!

:smooch:
doont be silly, this is the internet!

I brought wine and beer.

Wine: Rich, Red, Ruby :td:
Beer: ahhhhhhhh now yr talking :cheers:

whoever heard of cheese on the internet never had to clean it off the key board

:food: should be in discrete packages, quanta, as they say. Easily wiped off with finger tip or tongue
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:05 am

Oh, I'm a bit Billy Barty myself :tat:
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Geoff » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:05 am

wittywoman wrote:
Geoff wrote:Hiya! Hope you brought cheese and/or beer!

:smooch:
doont be silly, this is the internet!

I brought wine and beer.

Wine: Rich, Red, Ruby :td:
Beer: ahhhhhhhh now yr talking :cheers:

whoever heard of cheese on the internet never had to clean it off the key board

:food: should be in discrete packages, quanta, as they say. Easily wiped off with finger tip or tongue
Hehehehehe hehe hehehehehehehehe hehe hehe hehe hehehehe...

hehehehe hehe hehehehehehehe...

hehehe hehe hehe hehe....

You said "tongue"... hehe hehe hehe...

hehehe hehe hehe hehehe hehehe hehe hehe hehe hehe....
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Ian » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:11 am

Geoff is our forum pervert. You'll get used to him.

The rest of us are quite proper and reserved. :biggrin:
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:15 am

Ian wrote:Geoff is our forum pervert. You'll get used to him.

The rest of us are quite proper and reserved. :biggrin:
Yeah, like Feck and Cunt.
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Cunt » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:18 am

Oh hi!
By the way, which god? Also, which husband? Will we know either of them?
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:20 am

Cunt wrote:Oh hi!
By the way, which god? Also, which husband? Will we know either of them?
If she's a nun the answers are the same. Unless she's a Buddhist nun in which the questions are the same. Or a Muslim nun in which case the questions and answer are neither the same nor different.
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Twoflower » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:27 am

Hello there! Ignore Zilla, he didn't take his meds today.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by wittywoman » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:29 am

Cunt wrote:Oh hi!
By the way, which god? Also, which husband? Will we know either of them?

yah, you know them.

Ahhhh my hubby, but not as we know him, so to speak, as such. misteeerious

God, ahhhh, Serious business that. Known widely as He who Loves and He who is Truth

perhaps you ave met him en passant sometime. Easy to overlook, the obvious.
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by HomerJay » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:32 am

wittywoman wrote:
Cunt wrote:Oh hi!
By the way, which god? Also, which husband? Will we know either of them?
God, ahhhh, Serious business that. Known widely as He who Loves and He who is Truth

perhaps you ave met him en passant sometime.
I think I met him in the urinals, en pissant.
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Cunt » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:34 am

wittywoman wrote:
Cunt wrote:Oh hi!
By the way, which god? Also, which husband? Will we know either of them?

yah, you know them.

Ahhhh my hubby, but not as we know him, so to speak, as such. misteeerious
Well, say hi for me (unless I did)

All I can be sure of from this is that he isn't me.
wittywoman wrote:God, ahhhh, Serious business that. Known widely as He who Loves and He who is Truth

perhaps you ave met him en passant sometime. Easy to overlook, the obvious.
Of COURSE! He is one of those gods.

Geez...if you didn't want to answer, you could have just said so. You didn't have to make fun of my question.

If you do want to talk about it, I would like to participate. Let me know, and in the meantime, enjoy yourself.
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by wittywoman » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:39 am

Cunt wrote:
wittywoman wrote:
Cunt wrote:Oh hi!
By the way, which god? Also, which husband? Will we know either of them?

yah, you know them.

Ahhhh my hubby, but not as we know him, so to speak, as such. misteeerious
Well, say hi for me (unless I did)

All I can be sure of from this is that he isn't me.
wittywoman wrote:God, ahhhh, Serious business that. Known widely as He who Loves and He who is Truth

perhaps you ave met him en passant sometime. Easy to overlook, the obvious.
Of COURSE! He is one of those gods.

Geez...if you didn't want to answer, you could have just said so. You didn't have to make fun of my question.

If you do want to talk about it, I would like to participate. Let me know, and in the meantime, enjoy yourself.

sorry, cunt. No intention to piss you off :drip:
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:40 am

Twoflower wrote:Hello there! Ignore Zilla, he didn't take his meds today.
I took Meds. And Adriatics too.
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Cunt » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:12 am

wittywoman wrote:sorry, cunt. No intention to piss you off :drip:
You didn't - you just showed me the value of talking to you about that delusion you claimed to have. Enjoy your stay!
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Re: Hello, Just started here

Post by Animavore » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:31 am

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