Most ridiculous prayer evah??

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Most ridiculous prayer evah??

Post by Rum » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:12 am

Ridiculous or what?! Can't embed it unfortunately but worth a look!

http://www.maniacworld.com/Best-Prayer-Ever.html

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Re: Most ridiculous prayer evah??

Post by Robert_S » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:50 am

Rum wrote:Ridiculous or what?! Can't embed it unfortunately but worth a look!

http://www.maniacworld.com/Best-Prayer-Ever.html
:funny:

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Re: Most ridiculous prayer evah??

Post by Cormac » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:39 am

These are mah sons - Walker ayand Texas Ranguh.
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!


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Re: Most ridiculous prayer evah??

Post by Cormac » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:40 am

Evangelists have stepped beyond calling for donations, and have gone fully professional. He is sponsored. Does he have branded stickers on his dog-collar and preacherly vestements?
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!


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Re: Most ridiculous prayer evah??

Post by JimC » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:19 am

Cormac wrote:Evangelists have stepped beyond calling for donations, and have gone fully professional. He is sponsored. Does he have branded stickers on his dog-collar and preacherly vestements?
I think the bit about camels and the eyes of needles couldn't be reached by their cherry picker...

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Re: Most ridiculous prayer evah??

Post by FBM » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:24 am

If that ain't redneck, it'll do until redneck gets here. :FBM:
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