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Post by redunderthebed » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:06 am

http://www.eaec.org/bibleanswers/playing_cards.htm

Regular playing cards are not as innocent as some people would like to believe. I believe that they are used by Satan to seduce people into other activities. I also believe that they will cause a Christian to lose his love for Jesus and his desire to live for Him. Some of the most common places you will find a deck of cards (besides our homes) will be with prostitutes, gamblers, thieves, murderers, in taverns, brothels, prisons, insane asylums, gambling dens, etc., but never at a prayer meeting. Just recently I ran across an article by J.D. Carlson dealing with this subject, and I am going to share it with you.

SHOULD CHRISTIAN PEOPLE PLAY CARDS?
J.D. Carlson

I am giving this message on card playing because I have been asked by several people to deal with this topic. For millions of people the card game has a strong and a strange fascination. Where ever you go you see people playing cards. On my missionary journey, as I fly, I often see people playing cards by the hour.

I would remind you today that cards have always been looked upon with suspicion by good and godly people. My mother felt so bad when my dad, who was a wonderful man, said he saw no harm in card playing and introduced it to our home. My father said he saw no harm at all in card playing.

People ask me, "What really is the difference between playing a game of checkers and a game of cards?" Well, there is an ocean of difference between the two games and I will endeavor to show you why.

The Church in days gone by took its stand against the card game; ministers preached against it and big bonfires were built as people burned their playing cards.

Dr. Talmadge, as great a minister as ever served the Presbyterian denomination, said he would rather have his children play with a nest of rattlesnakes than with a deck of cards. Of course this was years ago. Today and for many years the Church and the pulpit have been silent in speaking against card playing.

This is interesting! The first deck of cards was invented by King Charles of France in the year 1392. King Charles was an insane man, by the way.

Now you perhaps have never heard this - so notice carefully what I am going to say. A deck of cards used to be called, "The Devil's Bible" and in the Seventeenth Century it was called, "The Devil's Picture Book". This is very important for us to know. Each card in the deck has a special meaning. Men who know tell me this is true, the cards have a secret language. Here is what I mean.

The KING card represents the Prince of Darkness - The Devil

The 10 SPOT speaks of the spirit of lawlessness. It speaks in opposition to the moral law as found in the Ten Commandments in the Bible.

Then the CLUB card represents violence and murder.

The JACK speaks of the loose living man, the lustful man, the licentious individual who only lives to satisfy his lower nature.

The QUEEN card represents Mary - the mother of our Lord. In the language of the cards, however, Mary is represented as an impure, dissolute, immoral woman.

There is the JOKER. It represents Jesus Christ.

But, also, the climax of all that is diabolical in connection with the language of cards is this: Jesus Christ, the joker, is said to be the child, the offspring, of the licentious Jack and the Queen. I wish I didn't have to tell this. It is so vile, so dreadful in its implication, that every man and woman who loves and adores the Saviour who died to redeem us with His own blood must cry out in protest against such blasphemy.

So every card in the deck has a secret meaning, and all alike are teaching opposition to God and His sacred Word. After what has been said about the Jack, the Queen, and the Joker, there is no need of further exposure of the card language.

Let me ask you a question: "Why don't people when they play cards first ask God to bless their card game?" Can you do that? Of course you cannot. Well, the Bible said, "Whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him" (Colossians 3:17)

Remember that nine-tenths of all gambling is done with cards. Also, remember that nine-tenths of those who gamble today learned to play cards at home.

No Christian should play cards. Surely no Sunday School teacher should play cards. The Bible said, "Touch not the unclean thing" (II Corinthians 6:17) As far as I am concerned I would not allow the "Dirty Deck" to desecrate my Christian home and tarnish my testimony.
This shit isn't a view of one person who is a bit nuts my old church used to ban them. I was naive and didn't know how batshit they were and brought a deck of cards for a church camp and got told to put them away and don't bring them out again. :?

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Re: cards are the work of the devil!

Post by Millefleur » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:12 am

redunderthebed wrote: Who up for gin rummy? :shiver:
HEATHEN!!1! :mob:

How about a game of Hunt the Cunt instead?
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Post by redunderthebed » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:21 am

Millefleur wrote:
redunderthebed wrote: Who up for gin rummy? :shiver:
HEATHEN!!1! :mob:

How about a game of Hunt the Cunt instead?
Sorry corrupting my sister by playing gin rummy.

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Post by Feck » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:40 am

Girls are the work of the devil not cards unless the cards have pictures of girls on them.....
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Post by klr » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:58 am

Beware this hand ... it'll be the death of you:

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Post by mistermack » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:40 am

Little Johnny ran into his parent's bedroom. They were in bed having sex.
"What are you doing?" he asked?
Go away Johnny, we're playing cards, his mom said.

He ran into his big brother's room. He was in bed having sex with his girlfriend.
What you doin?
Go away, we're playing cards, he said.

He ran into his big sister's room. She was under the sheets with her boyfriend.
What doin? he asked?
Playing cards, now go away!!!

Johnny was really fed up, so he went looking for granddad.
He eventually found him in the toilet.
Granddad, what you doin? he shouted through the door.
Playing cards, go away, said granddad.
"But you haven't got a partner!!" said Johnny.

"You don't need a partner, if you've got a good hand" says granddad.
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Re: cards are the work of the devil!

Post by hiyymer » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:42 am

redunderthebed wrote:
The KING card represents the Prince of Darkness - The Devil

The 10 SPOT speaks of the spirit of lawlessness. It speaks in opposition to the moral law as found in the Ten Commandments in the Bible.

Then the CLUB card represents violence and murder.

The JACK speaks of the loose living man, the lustful man, the licentious individual who only lives to satisfy his lower nature.

The QUEEN card represents Mary - the mother of our Lord. In the language of the cards, however, Mary is represented as an impure, dissolute, immoral woman.

There is the JOKER. It represents Jesus Christ.

When you play euchre the trump suit order is JACK, JACK of other suit same color, ACE, KING, QUEEN, 10, 9

In this case Mary and the devil both get topped by two lustful men and Jesus Christ is no where to be found. Talk about symbolism?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:52 am

Henry V(?) ordered a ban on all card games in England because he thought they were eating into the practice time for the longbowmen.
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Post by redunderthebed » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:08 pm

hiyymer wrote:
In this case Mary and the devil both get topped by two lustful men and Jesus Christ is no where to be found. Talk about symbolism?
Euchre one of the greatest games of all. :smoke:

Not to mention the joker was introduce almost 500 years after the original cards were invented. :roll:
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Post by Berthold » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:23 pm

Funny: Actually whist (bridge, rummy, poker etc.) cards are full of Christian symbolism.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:40 pm

As a full-time poker dealer, I can confirm the delicious corruption that playing cards can cause. They truly are delightfully evil. :tea:
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Post by Cunt » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:53 pm

Millefleur wrote:
redunderthebed wrote: Who up for gin rummy? :shiver:
HEATHEN!!1! :mob:

How about a game of Hunt the Cunt instead?
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:24 pm

Millefleur wrote:
redunderthebed wrote: Who up for gin rummy? :shiver:
HEATHEN!!1! :mob:

How about a game of Hunt the Cunt instead?
I don't really like cards, too few games I enjoy
and as for your proposal, I prefer the version you play on the bed or the couch, with a lady who is dressed, at least at the start of the game.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:29 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Henry V(?) ordered a ban on all card games in England because he thought they were eating into the practice time for the longbowmen.
Well, if the legend is true, the sandwich gets that name because the First Lord of the Admiralty used to carry some to the card table so he would not have to break from the game for something as mundane as having to eat.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:47 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Henry V(?) ordered a ban on all card games in England because he thought they were eating into the practice time for the longbowmen.
Well, if the legend is true, the sandwich gets that name because the First Lord of the Admiralty used to carry some to the card table so he would not have to break from the game for something as mundane as having to eat.
That would have been about two hundred years later.

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