Newquay bans sex toys and crude T-shirts

[HomerJay]

Council chiefs in Newquay will crack down on sex toys and crude T-shirts in a bid to clean up the Cornish town’s image.

Police now have the power to seize T-shirts emblazoned with offensive language and “inflatable toys depicting sex organs" as part of a new 'no nonsense' strategy to tackle rowdy party goers.

Unhappy residents have demanded action over anti-social behaviour from revellers and according to Dave Sleeman, chairman of the Newquay Town Residents Association, the problem is “getting worse”.

He said: “I recently saw a guy who was stark naked, hanging out of a window waving a sex toy and shouting at women going past in the street - it was ten o'clock on a Saturday morning.

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[Cormac]

Fuck those cunts.

Whatever about noise and hard partying, telling me what t-shirt I can wear, and what slogan I can have on it is a load of cockdribbling shite.

[Millefleur]

Note to self: When next in Newquay wear an offensive t-shirt and no bra underneath.

[Rum]

People have no objection to their 5 year olds seeing something like this?

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

[Bella Fortuna]

He said: “I recently saw a guy who was stark naked, hanging out of a window waving a sex toy and shouting at women going past in the street - it was ten o'clock on a Saturday morning.

As if the time is a critical piece in how one should feel about this.

"It was ten o'clock, I tell you, TEN O'CLOCK! He might at least have waited until noon for propriety!"

[Millefleur]

People have no objection to their 5 year olds seeing something like this?

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Meh. My 6 yr old could read that, she knows it's one of those words she can't use til she's bigger. Her vocabulary is going to explode when she hits her teens..

[Animavore]

People have no objection to their 5 year olds seeing something like this?

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Want.

[Cormac]

People have no objection to their 5 year olds seeing something like this?

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

I want that.

[Cormac]

He said: “I recently saw a guy who was stark naked, hanging out of a window waving a sex toy and shouting at women going past in the street - it was ten o'clock on a Saturday morning.

As if the time is a critical piece in how one should feel about this.

"It was ten o'clock, I tell you, TEN O'CLOCK! He might at least have waited until noon for propriety!"

... before waving that three foot long luminous pink dong all around the place, like the better class of people do*.















*...when they're not nobbing their siblings, or their horses, or servants...

[PsychoSerenity]

I must admit, it can't be nice for people who thought they were going to settle down in a quiet little town, for that town's reputation to change from "The place to go for a summer weekend by the sea" to "The place to go to get shit-faced".

[Audley Strange]

Perhaps they should change their town name to something that doesn't sound similar to "Nookie". How about Dust-snatch on Sea?

[Feck]

Of course they could just stop selling booze to tourists ...and camping spots and caravan lets ... but that would mean a lot less money .

[Bella Fortuna]

Perhaps they should change their town name to something that doesn't sound similar to "Nookie". How about Dust-snatch on Sea?

[The Red Fox]

The Atom Bomb: Putting the 'Nuke' in 'Newquay'

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Perhaps they should change their town name to something that doesn't sound similar to "Nookie". How about Dust-snatch on Sea?

Bollocks! Someone beat me to the punch with my "Newquay bans Nookie" thread title change suggestion!

Wish I hadn't bothered reading thew whole thing now.