A challenge to theists!

[Faithfree]

The perfect site for the deity hunter: http://www.godchecker.com/

[devogue]

Which religion involves the most sex and debauchery?

Atheism.

[Geoff]

Which religion involves the most sex and debauchery?

I think Feck got close with Dionysus.

Me, I'd go for Loki, probably...

[Feck]

Satanism!

Satanism according to Anton Is much more like CBT than a religion .

[apophenia]

The Eleusinian mystery cults. Go to church, get fucked up on drugs, learn the holy holies, then pass out,
only to wake up and realize you don't remember a thing.

DO OVER!

[Coito ergo sum]

[Feck]

[hiyymer]

I'm an atheist, but for the sake of this thread let's assume I am not a happy one. I want a god to cling to, to offer me hope and above all to offer me eternal life, or something like it!

But which to choose!? There are so many world religions and then there are all the sub-divisions and then the tiny little cults!

So ye of much faith, which should I choose - and why is your truth more truthful that the next guy's?

God will guide you.

[King David]

Bacchus. I hear his parties are ridiculous.

[mandy]

I'm an atheist, but for the sake of this thread let's assume I am not a happy one. I want a god to cling to, to offer me hope and above all to offer me eternal life, or something like it!

But which to choose!? There are so many world religions and then there are all the sub-divisions and then the tiny little cults!

So ye of much faith, which should I choose - and why is your truth more truthful that the next guy's?

Look mate, God is no joke. He is the ultimate serious matter. so sont piss about.

i mean, if i knew you were really serious, then I'd take ya to Him,
but since you're are bit of a clown, i ought to take you to the circus.

[Geoff]

I'm an atheist, but for the sake of this thread let's assume I am not a happy one. I want a god to cling to, to offer me hope and above all to offer me eternal life, or something like it!

But which to choose!? There are so many world religions and then there are all the sub-divisions and then the tiny little cults!

So ye of much faith, which should I choose - and why is your truth more truthful that the next guy's?

Look mate, God is no joke. He is the ultimate serious matter. so sont piss about.

i mean, if i knew you were really serious, then I'd take ya to Him,
but since you're are bit of a clown, i ought to take you to the circus.

You still don't say which god. Or why pick that one.

[mandy]

the chaps not interested in any God.
he dont even know that he is currently led by Satan, but he is quite happy with that for the moment.
when death comes a bit closer, he will be looking for God to save his arse. too late then.

[Eris]

I'm an atheist, but for the sake of this thread let's assume I am not a happy one. I want a god to cling to, to offer me hope and above all to offer me eternal life, or something like it!

But which to choose!? There are so many world religions and then there are all the sub-divisions and then the tiny little cults!

So ye of much faith, which should I choose - and why is your truth more truthful that the next guy's?

Every religion is a joke, so you might as well go with the funniest one: Mine.
Besides, I also have great tits.

[Mr P]

I'm an atheist, but for the sake of this thread let's assume I am not a happy one. I want a god to cling to, to offer me hope and above all to offer me eternal life, or something like it!

But which to choose!? There are so many world religions and then there are all the sub-divisions and then the tiny little cults!

So ye of much faith, which should I choose - and why is your truth more truthful that the next guy's?

Every religion is a joke, so you might as well go with the funniest one: Mine.
Besides, I also have great tits.

Where do I sign up?

Rum, if our resident theist says you're satan then that settles it I think

[charlou]

fucking