Atheism: Srsly?

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Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Rum » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:06 pm

I mean - come on people! What about your immortal souls!? :o
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:06 pm

My what now?
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Rum » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:10 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:My what now?
You have a 'what now'? Is that *better* than an immortal soul? :what:
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:13 pm

Rum wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:My what now?
You have a 'what now'? Is that *better* than an immortal soul? :what:
Almost certainly.
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:22 pm

I'm an atheist because I like the money, the hours are great, and I get full health, including dental and optical. :tup: :relax:
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Rum » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:24 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:I'm an atheist because I like the money, the hours are great, and I get full health, including dental and optical. :tup: :relax:
But no insurance as I understand it. :coffee:
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:41 pm

Rum wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I'm an atheist because I like the money, the hours are great, and I get full health, including dental and optical. :tup: :relax:
But no insurance as I understand it. :coffee:
Oh, it says right here that if there's a Heaven I have a full-access pass.
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:43 pm

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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Tero » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:49 pm

How does that immortal soul ever stay attached to those molecules? It should go up like a helium balloon. I think mine did. I haven't seen it since 1971.
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by Feck » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:57 pm

Rum wrote:I mean - come on people! What about your immortal souls!? :o


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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by apophenia » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:35 pm

My family hit a hard stretch when I was five, and they sold my soul for 6 weeks of food, a tire for the station wagon, and a trial subscription to Life magazine.
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by hiyymer » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:00 am

Rum wrote:I mean - come on people! What about your immortal souls!? :o
What about it?
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Re: Atheism: Srsly?

Post by FBM » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:25 am

apophenia wrote:My family hit a hard stretch when I was five, and they sold my soul for 6 weeks of food, a tire for the station wagon, and a trial subscription to Life magazine.
I hear ya. The Southern economy and sub-culture being what it is, all I could get was 3 bales of hay, a used fishin' pole and a dozen packs of Red Man chewing tobacco (not used). :FBM:
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