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Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Gonzo » Mon May 30, 2011 4:41 pm

01. Adenosine
02. Animavore
03. Azathoth
04. Feck
05. praying

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First thing's fucking last...

43 INT. WAREHOUSE - DAY

We now have everybody from the Uncle Bob's Pancake House
scene together again. Some sit on folding chairs, some
stand. Joe sits in front of them on the edge of a table.
A blackboard with a layout of the jewelry store is off to
the right.

JOE
(to the boys)
You guys like to tell jokesand giggle and kid around, huh?
Giggling like a bunch of girlsin the schoolyard.
Well, let me tell a joke.
Five guys sittin' in a bullpen...
San Quentin...
wonderin' how the fuck they got there.
"What did we do wrong?What shouldn't we have done?
It's your fault, his fault--"
All that bullshit.
Finally somebody says...
"Wait a minute.
While we wereplanning this caper...
we just sat aroundtellin' fuckin' jokes."
Got the message?
I don't mean to holler at ya.
When this caper's over,and I'm sure it'll be successful...
we'll go down to Hawaiian lslands,I'll laugh with all of youse.
Find me a different character down there.

Right now it's a matter of business.

All right, let's get to know one
another. With the exception of
Eddie and myself, who you already
know, you'll be using aliases.
Under no circumstances are you to
tell one another your real name or
anything else about yourself.
That includes where you're from,
your wife's name, where you
might've done time, about a bank
in St. Petersburg you might've
robbed. You guys don't say shit
about who you are, where you been
or what you've done. Only thing
you guys can talk about is what
you're going to do. This way the
only ones who know who the members
of the team are are Eddie and
myself. And that's the way I like
it. Because in the unlikely event
of one of you getting apprehended
by the cops, not that I expect
that to happen - it most
definitely should not happen - it
hasn't happened, you don't have
anything to deal with. You don't
know any names. You know my name,
you know Eddie's name. That I
don't care about. You gotta prove
it. I ain't worried. Besides,
this way you gotta trust me. I
like that. I set this up and
picked the men I wanted for it.
None of you came to me, I
approached all of you. I know
you. I know your work, I know
your reputation. I know you as
men. Except for this guy.

Joe points a finger at Freddy.

Freddy shits a brick.

JOE
But he's OK. If he wasn't OK, he
wouldn't be here. Okay, let me
introduce everybody to everybody.
But once again, at the risk of
being redundant, if I even think I
hear somebody telling or referring
to somebody by their Christian
name...
(Joe searches for the
right words)
...you won't want to be you.
Okay, quickly.
(pointing at the men
as he gives them a
name)
Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde,
Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr.
Pink.

MR. PINK
Why am I Mr. Pink?

JOE
Cause you're a faggot.

Everybody laughs.

MR. PINK
Why can't we pick out our own
colors?

JOE
I tried that once, it don't work.
You get four guys fighting over
who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since
nobody knows anybody else, nobody
wants to back down. So forget it,
I pick. Be thankful you're not
Mr. Yellow.

MR. BROWN
Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too
close to Mr. Shit.

Everybody laughs.

MR. PINK
Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
Pussy. Tell you what, let me be
Mr. Purple. That sounds good to
me, I'm Mr. Purple.

JOE
You're not Mr. Purple, somebody
from another job's Mr. Purple.
You're Mr. Pink.

MR. WHITE
Who cares what your name is? Who
cares if you're Mr. Pink, Mr.
Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss...

MR. PINK
Oh that's really easy for you to
say, you're Mr. White. You gotta
cool-sounding name. So tell me,
Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink"
is no big deal, you wanna trade?

JOE
Nobody's trading with anybody!
Look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin
city counsel meeting! Listen up
Mr. Pink. We got two ways here,
my way or the highway. And you
can go down either of 'em. So
what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

MR. PINK
Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin forget
it. This is beneath me. I'm Mr.
Pink, let's move on.

CAMERA leaves the team and goes to the blackboard
with the layout of the jewelry store on it.

JOE (OS)
Okay fellas, let's get into this.

-

Nobody died last night. You know what to do.

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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Animavore » Mon May 30, 2011 4:44 pm

Yes.

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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Feck » Mon May 30, 2011 6:25 pm

Going to have to explain your logic on that one Ani .
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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Animavore » Mon May 30, 2011 6:33 pm

No I don't. It can only be you or praying and as your games have been rather similar I have to go with my gut.
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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Azathoth » Mon May 30, 2011 7:24 pm

Ani is aligned with police according to my view. No surprises there. Feck today and praying if he doesn't finish it works for me too. I'm pretty sure we have a scum in feck though. He wouldn't complain about it so much if he was town. It is the sensible thing to do

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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Feck » Mon May 30, 2011 7:54 pm

I'm not exactly doing a lot of complaining am I ..I didn't when you claimed I viewed as scum either , Ani, Aza you're wrong it's Praying not me just like it was Ksen not me .
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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Feck » Mon May 30, 2011 7:55 pm

What do you Think Linus was doing telling you all I was town FFS ,can you not see through that ?
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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Azathoth » Mon May 30, 2011 7:57 pm

Linus was being especially retarded though.. Take the lynch and we will get praying tomorrow if it is praying. It is just a numbers game now
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Animavore » Mon May 30, 2011 8:27 pm

Actually, because it does't matter who we get first I'm going to...

Unvote

Vote praying



The reason is, and I didn't mention earlier for obvious reasons, I can't pick the same person twice.
I picked praying for the switch last night with coin tosses for the rest of us. Feck was not chosen so I can pin him with the swap if praying is innocent.
Of the remaing three, one of us was picked last night so it'll be a coin toss between the other two.
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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Azathoth » Mon May 30, 2011 8:47 pm

That is fine too.

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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Adenosine » Mon May 30, 2011 9:15 pm

I'm good with that.

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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Azathoth » Mon May 30, 2011 9:20 pm

are you sure we cant just final vote this and end the day early G? There isn't 24 hours worth of conversation left to have
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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Feck » Mon May 30, 2011 9:42 pm

vote Praying
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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Adenosine » Mon May 30, 2011 10:01 pm

Azathoth wrote:are you sure we cant just final vote this and end the day early G? There isn't 24 hours worth of conversation left to have
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Re: Reservoir Dogs Mafia - Day 6

Post by Gonzo » Mon May 30, 2011 10:36 pm

LYNCHEE
01. Adenosine
02. Animavore
03. Azathoth
04. Feck
05. praying [4] Animavore, Azathoth, Feck, Adenosine
Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.


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