I've just been Raptured!
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Santa_Claus
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I've just been Raptured!
F#cking awesome
I am Leader of all The Atheists in the world - FACT.
Come look inside Santa's Hole
You want to hear the truth about Santa Claus???.....you couldn't handle the truth about Santa Claus!!!
Come look inside Santa's Hole
You want to hear the truth about Santa Claus???.....you couldn't handle the truth about Santa Claus!!!
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Faithfree
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Re: I've just been Raptured!
What you got is spelt Ruptured. 
Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
Re: I've just been Raptured!
I just had a really good shit, does that count? 
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Re: I've just been Raptured!
Been rapturing yourself on the bus again, Santa? That earthquake was probably just the pot-holes on the high street. 
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Re: I've just been Raptured!
The angels came for me. I fought them off. Then this guy came for me, and I gave him 
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Re: I've just been Raptured!
I hear the surgery is not bad but the recovery from hernia may take a few days.
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Inhibition, well, you can fly
Out the window to the clear blue sky
It will mess your suit, it will make you cry
It doesn't matter, give me Mumdane pie
Inhibition, well, you can fly
Out the window to the clear blue sky
It will mess your suit, it will make you cry
It doesn't matter, give me Mumdane pie
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Re: I've just been Raptured!
So, what IP subnet is Heaven on?Santa_Claus wrote:F#cking awesome
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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