Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

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Re: Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

Post by juju2112 » Wed May 18, 2011 1:25 pm

Animavore wrote:What brung you here?
Just felt like sharing the inanity with someone!

Another one: according to a preacher at The Rock Church in San Diego, CA, Since we've discovered that the sun will explode one day and consume the Earth in fire, that shows that scientists are now realizing that the bible is true!!

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed May 18, 2011 1:28 pm

Keep 'em coming! :hehe:

Oh - and welcome!

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Re: Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

Post by klr » Wed May 18, 2011 1:32 pm

Azathoth wrote:Someone is after a templeton prize methinks
Well, they're certainly not in line for any mathematics prizes. :lol:

Oh, and welcome, jojo2112. :cheers:

You wouldn't be a Rush fan, by any chance? :zilla:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed May 18, 2011 1:32 pm

klr wrote:
Azathoth wrote:Someone is after a templeton prize methinks
Well, they're certainly not in line for any mathematics prizes. :lol:

Oh, and welcome, jojo2112. :cheers:

You wouldn't be a Rush fan, by any chance? :zilla:
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Re: Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 18, 2011 1:34 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
klr wrote:
Azathoth wrote:Someone is after a templeton prize methinks
Well, they're certainly not in line for any mathematics prizes. :lol:

Oh, and welcome, jojo2112. :cheers:

You wouldn't be a Rush fan, by any chance? :zilla:
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Re: Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

Post by klr » Wed May 18, 2011 1:36 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
klr wrote:
Azathoth wrote:Someone is after a templeton prize methinks
Well, they're certainly not in line for any mathematics prizes. :lol:

Oh, and welcome, jojo2112. :cheers:

You wouldn't be a Rush fan, by any chance? :zilla:
:whisper: It's 'juju'.
Bugger. The default font size is very small. :pardon:
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Post by Geoff » Wed May 18, 2011 1:37 pm

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Re: Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 18, 2011 1:49 pm

Ctrl+ increases font size, for you aul ones. :coffee:
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Re: Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

Post by klr » Wed May 18, 2011 1:51 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Ctrl+ increases font size, for you aul ones. :coffee:
I knew that. I just interpreted what I saw as what I expected to see. :ugeek:

A bit like a certain theologian ...
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Re: Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

Post by juju2112 » Thu May 19, 2011 2:52 pm

This is good:

http://winteryknight.wordpress.com/2011 ... t-galileo/

Not only does science prove the bible, but monotheism created science!

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Re: Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

Post by charlou » Thu May 19, 2011 3:15 pm

juju2112 wrote:This is good:

http://winteryknight.wordpress.com/2011 ... t-galileo/

Not only does science prove the bible, but monotheism created science!
I don't want to click on that link. Can you elaborate on it in your own words for me?
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Re: Bayes’ Theorum Proves Jesus’ Resurrection!

Post by klr » Thu May 19, 2011 3:20 pm

charlou wrote:
juju2112 wrote:This is good:

http://winteryknight.wordpress.com/2011 ... t-galileo/

Not only does science prove the bible, but monotheism created science!
I don't want to click on that link. Can you elaborate on it in your own words for me?
I'll give you the executive summary: "Christian apologist talks even more nonsense than usual. :read:
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