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n00b on deck!

Post by odysseus » Thu May 05, 2011 8:54 pm

Greetings, fair denizens of Rationalia. I heard about this place a while back and I've recently sort of walked past and peeked through the keyhole, so to speak, seen a few familiarish names and decided to join up.

I live in Cornwall in the South West of Britain, been an atheist for as long as I can remember, and enjoy surfing, real ale, biking, weights, real ale, reading, annoying the faithful, and real ale. Oh... and Morgan's Spiced Rum...

Erm... that's about it... so.. um .. yep... Hellooooo and stuff! :biggrin:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu May 05, 2011 8:55 pm

Hello!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 05, 2011 8:55 pm

:td: Hello and welcome!
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Re: n00b on deck!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 05, 2011 8:57 pm

Many happy sprinkles to you! Have some sausage gravy and biscuits and a nice cold Bud!
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Re: n00b on deck!

Post by klr » Thu May 05, 2011 8:57 pm

:td: Greetings Odysseus! How's Ithaca these days?
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Re: n00b on deck!

Post by Rum » Thu May 05, 2011 8:58 pm

Hello and welcome! I am at the complete other end of the country in Cumbria but quite honestly I would prefer to live in lovely warm Cornwall!

Enjoy!
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Post by laklak » Thu May 05, 2011 9:01 pm

Greetings and felicitations. If you like Captain Morgans, try Sailor Jerry's.
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Post by rachelbean » Thu May 05, 2011 9:01 pm

Welcome! :cheers:
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Post by Pappa » Thu May 05, 2011 9:11 pm

odysseus wrote:real ale
Pappa likes real ale
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Post by CakeOrDeath » Thu May 05, 2011 9:18 pm

Hello! I'm new too :D
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Re: n00b on deck!

Post by Geoff » Thu May 05, 2011 9:19 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Many happy sprinkles to you! Have some sausage gravy and biscuits and a nice cold Bud!
Ignore the lizard, he knows not of what he speaks...

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Re: n00b on deck!

Post by Santa_Claus » Thu May 05, 2011 10:04 pm

That wasn't a keyhole..........
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Re: n00b on deck!

Post by charlou » Fri May 06, 2011 4:02 am

Hello :cheers:

Santa_Claus wrote:That wasn't a keyhole..........
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Re: n00b on deck!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 06, 2011 4:37 am

Welcome on board, Odysseus. An impressive list of likes and dislikes. I especially approve of the real ale, real ale and real ale! :cheers:


But where do you stand on cheese? Particularly in relation to bacon? This is important. :what:
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Re: n00b on deck!

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri May 06, 2011 4:40 am

Hello. :crumple:
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