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Trump and the oval office?

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:14 pm

Hey, I'm hearing that Obama seems to have been forced to release the full version of his birth certificate, by nobody less than donald trump who I hear covets the oval office and would be well placed in GOP circles.

How true is this?
What are his chances to get the GOP investiture in 2012?
Should he get it, what are his chances of beating Obama?
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Re: Trump and the oval office?

Post by devogue » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:17 pm

Svartalf wrote:Hey, I'm hearing that Obama seems to have been forced to release the full version of his birth certificate, by nobody less than donald trump who I hear covets the oval office and would be well placed in GOP circles.

How true is this?
What are his chances to get the GOP investiture in 2012?
Should he get it, what are his chances of beating Obama?
Obama should demand to see the birth certificate of Trump's fucking wig. It was clearly born in Germany in 1976.

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Post by klr » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:50 pm

devogue wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Hey, I'm hearing that Obama seems to have been forced to release the full version of his birth certificate, by nobody less than donald trump who I hear covets the oval office and would be well placed in GOP circles.

How true is this?
What are his chances to get the GOP investiture in 2012?
Should he get it, what are his chances of beating Obama?
Obama should demand to see the birth certificate of Trump's fucking wig. It was clearly born in Germany in 1976.
:lol: For a moment I thought you were talking about Trump's current wife, but it turns out she's Slovenian, and has a few more years on the clock.
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Post by kiki5711 » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:40 pm

devogue wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Hey, I'm hearing that Obama seems to have been forced to release the full version of his birth certificate, by nobody less than donald trump who I hear covets the oval office and would be well placed in GOP circles.

How true is this?
What are his chances to get the GOP investiture in 2012?
Should he get it, what are his chances of beating Obama?
Obama should demand to see the birth certificate of Trump's fucking wig. It was clearly born in Germany in 1976.

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Post by laklak » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:01 pm

There is a bit of debate over the hair style. Is it a wig? Is it a dead opossum? Is it the world's longest running comb-over? Exactly WTF is it, anyway?

I'm going with comb over. No one with that much fucking money would buy a wig that looked that bad, and surely one of his advisors would have noticed a dead opossum on his head.
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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:40 pm

laklak wrote:There is a bit of debate over the hair style. Is it a wig? Is it a dead opossum? Is it the world's longest running comb-over? Exactly WTF is it, anyway?

I'm going with comb over. No one with that much fucking money would buy a wig that looked that bad, and surely one of his advisors would have noticed a dead opossum on his head.
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Post by aprilmae » Mon May 02, 2011 7:43 pm

Svartalf wrote: How true is this?
What are his chances to get the GOP investiture in 2012?
Should he get it, what are his chances of beating Obama?
Anyone who dives so deeply into disproven conspiracy theories is not a solid candidate for president....but here in the US anything can happen. I'm astounded daily that someone like Palin is still getting press, so why wouldn't Trump have a real shot?

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Post by Feck » Mon May 02, 2011 10:00 pm

You know he nearly pulled out of the project to build a golf complex near here on a sight of special scientific interest because the general public may not be excluded ,Here in Scotland we have a Right to roam .. So Dog walkies on his exclusive golf resort WILL be done :)
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Post by Svartalf » Mon May 02, 2011 10:29 pm

Including throwing balls and branches onto greens for dogs to retrieve?
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Post by Twoflower » Mon May 02, 2011 10:34 pm

Svartalf wrote:Including throwing balls and branches onto greens for dogs to retrieve?
I will be picnicking on the greens.
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Post by Feck » Mon May 02, 2011 10:35 pm

Svartalf wrote:Including throwing balls and branches onto greens for dogs to retrieve?
No need I Have charge of a Gun dog who is already keyed into golf balls (He lives right next to the16th green of one and steals the golf balls if he sees them fall ) And my hound seems to think chasing people in golf carts is funny :roll: (well it is fucking funny as he can run faster )
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Post by Svartalf » Mon May 02, 2011 10:38 pm

That your hound in your sig?
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Post by Feck » Mon May 02, 2011 10:45 pm

Svartalf wrote:That your hound in your sig?
Not ATM :lol: but normally yep
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... wesome+dog
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Post by mistermack » Mon May 02, 2011 10:46 pm

Feck wrote:You know he nearly pulled out of the project to build a golf complex near here on a sight of special scientific interest because the general public may not be excluded ,Here in Scotland we have a Right to roam .. So Dog walkies on his exclusive golf resort WILL be done :)
Is that true?
I thought that the right to roam was in England, not Scotland.
You try roaming round Balmoral. They'll use your dog for target practice.
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Post by Feck » Mon May 02, 2011 10:53 pm

mistermack wrote:
Feck wrote:You know he nearly pulled out of the project to build a golf complex near here on a sight of special scientific interest because the general public may not be excluded ,Here in Scotland we have a Right to roam .. So Dog walkies on his exclusive golf resort WILL be done :)
Is that true?
I thought that the right to roam was in England, not Scotland.
You try roaming round Balmoral. They'll use your dog for target practice.
Actually It's sheep farmers that get trigger happy , I've explained to a few when I lived in the country what would happen !, On Royal estates you just get arrested .
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