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by egbert » Mon May 02, 2011 1:29 pm
So Bin Laden's death is announced AGAIN - we all know what this REALLY is - a USA conspiracy to draw world attention away from one of the most important events of the century - the CANADIAN ELECTION! YES, today is erection day in Canader.
Will Harper get a majority? Will Ignateous join the ranks of the unemployed? Will Douceppe become bygone history? Stay tuned for the exciting details. Pay no attention to the Amerikkkan distraction....

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by Feck » Mon May 02, 2011 1:31 pm
So America changes it's hat , big deal .
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by laklak » Mon May 02, 2011 3:05 pm
Isn't Canada part of the U.S?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by maiforpeace » Mon May 02, 2011 4:22 pm
Who is Harper?

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon May 02, 2011 4:29 pm
maiforpeace wrote:Who is Harper?

Harper's bizarre.

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by Santa_Claus » Mon May 02, 2011 4:31 pm
laklak wrote:Isn't Canada part of the U.S?
I think it's in Alaska. and is ruled by Sarah Palin
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by egbert » Mon May 02, 2011 5:18 pm
laklak wrote:Isn't Canada part of the U.S?
If you look at a map, the USA is a below the waste appendage hanging on Canada.

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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 02, 2011 5:24 pm
egbert wrote:laklak wrote:Isn't Canada part of the U.S?
If you look at a map, the USA is a below the waste appendage hanging on Canada.

Then why come the largest concentrations of Canadians can be found in Arizona and Florida?
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by Ian » Mon May 02, 2011 6:14 pm
If Canada works really hard, maybe someday the USA will let it apply for Territory status. On a Province-by-Province basis, of course. Alberta and Nova Scotia could be like Puerto Rico and Guam.

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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 02, 2011 6:16 pm
Ian wrote:If Canada works really hard, maybe someday the USA will let it apply for Territory status. On a Province-by-Province basis, of course. Alberta and Nova Scotia could be like Puerto Rico and Guam.

Whittle it down until the bilingual areas are all that's left, then tow that bit out to sea and sink it.
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by Ian » Mon May 02, 2011 6:18 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:Ian wrote:If Canada works really hard, maybe someday the USA will let it apply for Territory status. On a Province-by-Province basis, of course. Alberta and Nova Scotia could be like Puerto Rico and Guam.

Whittle it down until the bilingual areas are all that's left, then tow that bit out to sea and sink it.
Nah, can't do that. To be fair, we'd also have to sink Florida and all of the states along the Mexican border.
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by laklak » Mon May 02, 2011 6:20 pm
egbert wrote:laklak wrote:Isn't Canada part of the U.S?
If you look at a map, the USA is a below the waste appendage hanging on Canada.

Fuck maps. Liberals draw maps. Liberals need a map to find their dicks. We don't need no stinking maps. I live in Florida, the biggest, swingingist fucking cock on the goddamned planet. Just look at it. It's a giant cock, Miami is the head and the Keys are jizz. We got balls the size of Alabama. As a matter of fact, Alabama IS our balls. Well, and Mississippi. Which makes Texas the asshole, I think.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by Feck » Mon May 02, 2011 6:39 pm
Florida That's Crack down one coast and Prozac down the other ? Also populated by some terrible terrible internet wise asses (not just you

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by egbert » Tue May 03, 2011 11:50 am
Gawdzilla wrote:Ian wrote:If Canada works really hard, maybe someday the USA will let it apply for Territory status. On a Province-by-Province basis, of course. Alberta and Nova Scotia could be like Puerto Rico and Guam.

Whittle it down until the bilingual areas are all that's left, then tow that bit out to sea and sink it.
Ha! Just try it! I'll have you know that Canada's Navy has two submarines, purchased used from the UK (Unfortunately the 3rd one caught fire on the cruise home from the used sub dealership) and we'll impose a blockade of the USA. See how long you last without our exports - hockey, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, and old folks in Florida.
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