Dead Pope Rising

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Re: Dead Pope Rising

Post by egbert » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:11 pm

Crumple wrote:http://www.newsdaily.com/stories/tre73q ... -johnpaul/

VATICAN CITY, Apr. 29, 2011 (Reuters) — Pope John Paul's coffin was exhumed on Friday ahead of his beatification as tens of thousands of people began arriving in Rome for one of the biggest events since his funeral in 2005.
My, my - the same day as the Royal Wedding! So many diversions to keep the proles minds off their home repossessions, evaporating jobs, wars...and, there's always Jerry Springer.

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Re: Dead Pope Rising

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:13 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:I think it's nice that they're going to beautify him. Will they be giving him a make-over?
They called in experts from the Kremlin who know all about taxidermy. He'll be strutting around like Brezhnev in no time. :smoke:

A great day to bury or is that exhume bad news?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:14 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:I think it's nice that they're going to beautify him. Will they be giving him a make-over?
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Re: Dead Pope Rising

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:25 pm

This should be on youtube with James Brown in the background?

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Re: Dead Pope Rising

Post by Faithfree » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:26 pm

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Re: Dead Pope Rising

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:28 pm

Day of the Dead. There's more than one and their all hungry.

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Re: Dead Pope Rising

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:48 pm

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Re: Dead Pope Rising

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:07 pm

The Vatican hoardes a secret army of zombie Popes and no one is interested, I don't get it? :think:

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Re: Dead Pope Rising

Post by Tero » Sun May 01, 2011 10:55 pm

How is he going to perform his miracles now? to become saint.

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