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http://www.newsdaily.com/stories/tre73q ... -johnpaul/
VATICAN CITY, Apr. 29, 2011 (Reuters) — Pope John Paul's coffin was exhumed on Friday ahead of his beatification as tens of thousands of people began arriving in Rome for one of the biggest events since his funeral in 2005.
The Vatican said the coffin was removed from the crypts below St Peter's Basilica while top Vatican officials and some of the late pope's closest aides looked on and prayed.
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VATICAN CITY, Apr. 29, 2011 (Reuters) — Pope John Paul's coffin was exhumed on Friday ahead of his beatification as tens of thousands of people began arriving in Rome for one of the biggest events since his funeral in 2005.
The Vatican said the coffin was removed from the crypts below St Peter's Basilica while top Vatican officials and some of the late pope's closest aides looked on and prayed.
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Oh geezus 
Do Catholics not realize how ridiculous they make themselves look?

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"Sources say the pontiff never looked better"
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They were probably expecting him to smell like perfume too.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NON-STOP VENERATION!!!The closed coffin will remain there for viewing and veneration non-stop until everyone who wants to can see it, the Vatican said.
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I heard that after a person dies, various appendages keep growing....
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Coito ergo sum wrote:I heard that after a person dies, various appendages keep growing....
You know this isn't true.
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Do they think he'll give a thankyou speech?
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He probably looks better than the incumbent Pope ...Bella Fortuna wrote:"Sources say the pontiff never looked better"

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I thought that's how they got the incumbent... papal recycling program.... he looks a lot like Blessed Eugene IIIklr wrote:He probably looks better than the incumbent Pope ...Bella Fortuna wrote:"Sources say the pontiff never looked better"

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They would get a shock if the coffin was empty!
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It's a pirate. The real Pope is German.pawiz wrote:They would get a shock if the coffin was empty!

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This pope is poop.
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I imagine it's the biggest event for him since he croaked.Crumple wrote:Pope John Paul's coffin was exhumed on Friday ahead of his beatification as tens of thousands of people began arriving in Rome for one of the biggest events since his funeral in 2005

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I think it's nice that they're going to beautify him. Will they be giving him a make-over?
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