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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by klr » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:57 pm

Why does Carla's profile say she has 12 posts, but a search only shows up 5? :what:
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:58 pm

klr wrote:Why does Carla's profile say she has 12 posts, but a search only shows up 5? :what:
Are you opted out of the Playpen?
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Post by Carla Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:58 pm

I'm Carla Jones!
Shut up, Chuck.
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by stripes4 » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:59 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:This is way too much information. I'm beginning to suspect you're not related to Chuck, as he'd never disclose this much heartrending personal information. And you've not mentioned moving to Texas.
And it's very well written. I thought the whole family had unfortunate learning difficulties. That's what I heard anyway. :dunno:
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by anna09 » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:00 pm

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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by Carla Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:00 pm

Chuck just uses that for cover, in actual fact he's a trained Thespian under Kenneth Brannagh's wise teachings.
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by stripes4 » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:01 pm

Figures. Brannagh's a right cocky twat
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Post by Carla Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:02 pm

Are you mental! He's Kenneth Brannagh! Recognise!
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by stripes4 » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:03 pm

Yes. I recognise that he's an irritating 'lovey' thespian twat
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by The Curious Squid » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:12 pm

Can I be Colonel Casper Jones?
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by Faithfree » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:15 pm

So, are you brother and sister in the Tasmanian sense? :ask:
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by Carla Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:29 pm

If I say yes will it make me more popular?
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by Azathoth » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:31 pm

Azathoth wrote:Tits or GTFO
TITS NAO!!!
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