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I'm Carla Jones

Post by Carla Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:19 pm

I'm Chuck's better looking sister. We had a rough childhood.

I'm Carla Jones. Recognise!
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Post by maiforpeace » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:20 pm

Welcome to the forum, Carla! :cheers: :flowers:
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Post by Chuck Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:24 pm

I'm flattered.
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Post by Carla Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:24 pm

Why?

I'm Carla Jones.
Shut up, Chuck.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:30 pm

Don't let Chuck fool you, Carla. That wasn't your belly button, and that wasn't his finger.
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Post by Carla Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:33 pm

What was it then? Chuck was eunuchised as an infant because our dad (Charlton Jones Esq III) didn't want any competition to his manhood in the Jones residence.
Shut up, Chuck.
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Post by Raleigh Marsden » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:38 pm

Hey Carla :flirty:
Chuck Jones wrote:I'm Raleigh Marsden, and I'm an intellectual giant.
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Post by Carla Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:38 pm

I'm Carla Jones. Back off loser.
Shut up, Chuck.
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Post by stripes4 » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:39 pm

I hope Chuck's mum, Chrissy Jones joins soon too. This is getting so cosy!!!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:42 pm

*plonk*
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Post by Azathoth » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:47 pm

Tits or GTFO
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Post by stripes4 » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:47 pm

Carla. Do you look at all like Chuck? Is there a family resemblence? Do you have the same father, or is Chrissy unsure about your parentage?
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:49 pm

I heard Carla has a bigger dick.
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Post by Carla Jones » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:53 pm

We were raised in the barren wilderness of Wolverhampton after our dear Pa-pa was exiled for staging too many talent shows where he was the only entrant and all he did was declare
Charlton Jones Esq III wrote:I'm Charlton Jones Esq III
After a large kerfuffle with the local council over an ill fated power struggle Charlton and Chrissie never left their isolated cabin, in short, we're related for sure since the Jones name was vilified for shop lifting steak pies from Greggs and nobody would go near our dearest mother but Charlton after that.
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Re: I'm Carla Jones

Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:56 pm

This is way too much information. I'm beginning to suspect you're not related to Chuck, as he'd never disclose this much heartrending personal information. And you've not mentioned moving to Texas.
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